Blackbelt Leaders Martial Arts Academy

**goodlun** · Posted On: 12/19/2010 10:25pm

Well at least it gets those fat asses off of their ass for an hour 2 times a week. Mind you most of the people in that Congo line simply would not show up to a gym that trains with aliveness. The only real harm is some of them are going to fool themselves into thinking that they really are a black belt(per the holly wood definition). See the world needs crappy McDojos for these sorts of peoples.

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 12/19/2010 10:29pm

See the world needs crappy McDojos for these sorts of peoples.

They also serve the purpose of making the alive gyms look better by comparison. That's why there's so many McDojos. It's the same reason why they put Magikarp in Pokemon.

Edit: To be fair to Magikarp, it eventually evolves into Gyrados. Crappy McDojos seldom evolve into much anything of value.

**Smoke** · Posted On: 12/19/2010 10:43pm

Originally Posted by Holy Moment

Dude, that thing is awesome. It legitimizes my justification of masturbation as exercise.

I'm very happy how my private time is now, thank you very much! ^_^
My beat muscle is the size of a golf ball!

Originally Posted by goodlun

Well at least it gets those fat asses off of their ass for an hour 2 times a week. Mind you most of the people in that Congo line simply would not show up to a gym that trains with aliveness. The only real harm is some of them are going to fool themselves into thinking that they really are a black belt(per the holly wood definition). See the world needs crappy McDojos for these sorts of peoples.

Haha, your mentality destroys Darwin's theory of natural selection! :P

**goodlun** · Posted On: 12/19/2010 11:03pm

Originally Posted by Da-RiSiN-sMoKe

I'm very happy how my private time is now, thank you very much! ^_^
My beat muscle is the size of a golf ball!

Haha, your mentality destroys Darwin's theory of natural selection! :P

Aww the problem here is that Darwin's theory all comes down to getting a mate, sadly the pool of guys that will stick there thing in anything that is warm and moist is a rather large population.

**Apollo1982** · Posted On: 12/20/2010 8:59am

Facebook needs a "Like Ironically" option

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 12/20/2010 10:02am

"Master Lowndes is a Personal Development Coach, Exercise Physiologist Advanced Personal Trainer, World Champion and 6th Degree Black Belt Martial Arts Expert".

I would like to know where one can get a 6th Degree Black Belt in "Martial Arts Expert".

Master Lowndes has promoted over 1000 blackbelts in the past 6 years (167 per year on average!) and some of them are world champions, too!

And he wears a watch in his promo shot, which is a good sign.

Totally legit. Maybe 2 legit 2 quit.

**MAGIC HATE BALL** · Posted On: 12/20/2010 10:26am

Originally Posted by goodlun

See the world needs crappy McDojos for these sorts of peoples.

This! This is wisdom. It keeps people like this out of our gyms.

**JudoA** · Posted On: 12/20/2010 11:02am

You can get 30 days VIP membership at his academy FREE :O

Details in the video on this page:

http://www.blackbeltleadersonline.co.uk/

Also according to this video fitness and weight loss are the benefits of training there. Watch it if you can stand the music.

http://www.blackbeltleadersonline.co...ts-in-worthing

**Permalost** · Posted On: 12/20/2010 11:14am

**Turrry** · Posted On: 12/20/2010 11:24am

Originally Posted by tao.jonez

"Master Lowndes is a Personal Development Coach, Exercise Physiologist Advanced Personal Trainer, World Champion and 6th Degree Black Belt Martial Arts Expert".

I would like to know where one can get a 6th Degree Black Belt in "Martial Arts Expert".

Master Lowndes has promoted over 1000 blackbelts in the past 6 years (167 per year on average!) and some of them are world champions, too!

And he wears a watch in his promo shot, which is a good sign.

Totally legit. Maybe 2 legit 2 quit.

So essentially 3 1/2 black belts get generated per WEEK by this clown. Nice.