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  1. devilboy7778 is offline

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    Posted On:
    12/19/2010 3:33pm


     Style: Working out

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    That Black Belt testing video made me want to go over there and fucking kill all of them....
    No one is losing any weight there
  2. IsThisRight? is offline

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    Posted On:
    12/19/2010 3:37pm


     

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    This is why I hate telling non martial artists I do a TMA. I get lumped in with these clowns.
  3. Turrry is offline

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    Posted On:
    12/19/2010 3:39pm


     Style: BJJ, striking

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Unreal...I mean, good lord. I don't even see a sweat on ANYONE.

    EDIT: I just watched the testing videos... I don't know why I'm wasting my time losing 30 pounds, getting bruised and sore on a weakly basis and learning how much I suck at sparring. I could walk in here and could just be handed one for dancing around smiling for a camera.
    Last edited by Turrry; 12/19/2010 3:45pm at .
  4. Yoj is offline
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    Posted On:
    12/19/2010 3:45pm


     Style: Aikijujutsu

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    It's has the words Blackbelt and Academy in it, I expect its funded by the EFC or similar, looks like their brand. One of the main things that happens in those places is that the students are seen as clients/customers/contract holders, and part of the contract is that you will get them to a blackbelt. So you end up with a situation, where, eventually, everyone who signs up will, if they continue training, get a blackbelt.

    The training is typically like that as well, martial aerobics more or less, a club I was at that went down that path, and was the reason for me leaving, I believe has now dropped all major throws from its jujutsu since there is too much risk of hurting someone.

    Go figure.
  5. Lu Tze is offline

    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer.

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    Posted On:
    12/19/2010 4:11pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: Judo

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    Oh but wait...

    I present to you SparX, their "Sport Martial Arts Programme That Takes The Guesswork Out of Sparring And Teaches You The “Intelligent Sparring Techniques” That All The Top Competitors Use To Win Championships!"

    YouTube - Irish Open 2009 Kickboxing at its Best

    Hmm, their primary method of attack seems to be to lunge in wildly, off balance, with their eyes squeezed closed and their chin held aloft. A clever ruse perhaps, to lull their opponent into thinking they're complete fucking idiots? Sneaky bastards...
  6. Rexley is offline

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    Posted On:
    12/19/2010 5:00pm

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     Style: BJJ, Judo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lu Tze View Post
    Oh but wait...

    I present to you SparX, their "Sport Martial Arts Programme That Takes The Guesswork Out of Sparring And Teaches You The “Intelligent Sparring Techniques” That All The Top Competitors Use To Win Championships!"

    YouTube - Irish Open 2009 Kickboxing at its Best

    Hmm, their primary method of attack seems to be to lunge in wildly, off balance, with their eyes squeezed closed and their chin held aloft. A clever ruse perhaps, to lull their opponent into thinking they're complete fucking idiots? Sneaky bastards...
    Well, at least they're sparring...right?
  7. CoffeeFan is offline
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    Posted On:
    12/19/2010 8:50pm

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     Style: SAMBO/BJJ/Judo and others

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    http://www.facebook.com/video/video....06430622716575

    I am a grappler and I think I can do this movement better then their blackbelts.
  8. shaolin pimp is offline

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    Posted On:
    12/19/2010 9:02pm


     Style: Muay Thai

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeFan View Post
    http://www.facebook.com/video/video....06430622716575

    I am a grappler and I think I can do this movement better then their blackbelts.
    Sheeeiit! da **** was that on their hands, small pizza boxes, really that was horrible, what was that first technique an axe kick against a dwarf? Why is the shitty places have girls, ffs, and all the real gyms are sausage fests.
  9. Smoke is offline

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    Posted On:
    12/19/2010 11:17pm


     Style: Kyokushin, Boxing, Judo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    This is as funny as watching the fat people go into exercise stores to buy The Shake Weight, and fat loss supplements thinking they'll get into shape.
  10. Holy Moment is offline
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    Posted On:
    12/19/2010 11:24pm

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     Style: Wrestling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da-RiSiN-sMoKe View Post
    This is as funny as watching the fat people go into exercise stores to buy The Shake Weight,
    Dude, that thing is awesome. It legitimizes my justification of masturbation as exercise.
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