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    Quote Originally Posted by Shihan Klaus View Post
    I am trying to teach my gf sankaku jime, for the times I am going down on her.
    AZN fetish confirmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Whilst we're on the subject. Anyone who's been on a martial arts forum for any length of time will have heard 'There was this one guy this one time...'-type stories about someone who came to grappleschool, kept popping boners whilst rolling and was then asked to leave...

    Has this ever actually happened to anyone here? Been present when that happened, I mean (just to clarify).
    All the time man!

    I've been kicked out of every MA school within 20 miles of my house actually...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    All the time man!

    I've been kicked out of every MA school within 20 miles of my house actually...
    I heard that this happened because your gi always smelt bad and they discovered (after kindly letting it slide for a while when you told them that 'this is as clean as coldwater can get it') that Coldwater was actually the name of your spittle-drooling, tongue-licking dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    I heard that this happened because your gi always smelt bad and they discovered (after kindly letting it slide for a while when you told them that 'this is as clean as coldwater can get it') that Coldwater was actually the name of your spittle-drooling, tongue-licking dog.
    You heard about me all the way in England?

    I see my reputation precedes me well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    You heard about me all the way in England?

    I see my reputation precedes me well!
    Never underestimate the power of 'there was this one guy, this one time' stories. Never. :icon_cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Never underestimate the power of 'there was this one guy, this one time' stories. Never. :icon_cool
    I heard the EXACT same thing from this one guy, this one time.

    Kooky.

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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    AZN fetish confirmed.
    That goes without saying. As long as they have huge, natural cans, I am all over it. My ginger fetish is stronger though, hence why my gf is a redhead. :-)
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    I just put one of those Fleshlights in my cup. Problem solved.

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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayman101 View Post
    I just put one of those Fleshlights in my cup. Problem solved.
    Until you go spastic with the Oh Face.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    i like the fleshlights with the vampire teeth.
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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