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    Quote Originally Posted by Chanukka Zombie View Post
    ****. what are you trying to do, jew me down to 400?
    As I recall, you were the one begging me to wrestle you.

    I know I have long hair and somewhat feminine features, but you should try and apologize for that "sexual misconduct" that forced you to quit BJJ. I'm sure they've all forgotten about it by now.

    Except for Rick. I don't think he'll ever be able to forget...

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    Don't empty your balls before you grapple! You'll develop a direct association between BJJ and orgasms which simply isn't healthy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chanukka Zombie View Post
    ****. what are you trying to do, jew me down to 400?
    ****, he's from West Virginia.
    he couldn't see 400 unless he robbed the State's Treasure.
    just say a solid 300 and call it a day at 200.
    you'll be lucky to see 100

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    Don't empty your balls before you grapple! You'll develop a direct association between BJJ and orgasms which simply isn't healthy.
    my ex concurs.

    She could tolerate RNC from doggy style, but hated it when i tried getting a full mount because "i am not a sex object and will never let you titty **** me"

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    Quote Originally Posted by honest_truth View Post
    my ex concurs.

    She could tolerate RNC from doggy style, but hated it when i tried getting a full mount because "i am not a sex object and will never let you titty **** me"
    And that's why she's your ex :-)

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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morehei Christmas View Post
    And that's why she's your ex :-).

    Quoted for truth!! I have gotten to the point with my girlfriend that I can choke while she has me mounted. It's great when she has one of my gi tops on.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by honest_truth View Post
    my ex concurs.

    She could tolerate RNC from doggy style, but hated it when i tried getting a full mount because "i am not a sex object and will never let you titty **** me"
    wat about triangle chokes lol

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    You're leaving yourself open for an armbar, dummy.
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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    wat about triangle chokes lol
    I am trying to teach my gf sankaku jime, for the times I am going down on her.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    You boys are all abusing your zhoo zhitsu.

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