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    Because of my experience and training in other styles, i have to empty my balls before rolling around with other men.

    I also do BJJ twice a week.

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    i find that i can concentrate better on any given task if my balls are empty.

    also, random grappling is gay and i'm a gay for doing it joke.
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Whilst we're on the subject. Anyone who's been on a martial arts forum for any length of time will have heard 'There was this one guy this one time...'-type stories about someone who came to grappleschool, kept popping boners whilst rolling and was then asked to leave...

    Has this ever actually happened to anyone here? Been present when that happened, I mean (just to clarify).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Whilst we're on the subject. Anyone who's been on a martial arts forum for any length of time will have heard 'There was this one guy this one time...'-type stories about someone who came to grappleschool, kept popping boners whilst rolling and was then asked to leave...

    Has this ever actually happened to anyone here? Been present when that happened, I mean (just to clarify).
    I heard of such stories but i dont see how this is possible.
    I have even sparred with women (gently and not using my weight as an advantage) and even then i didnt get boners because they were trying to choke the **** out of me and i was busy trying to survive.

    Maybe if someone was a gay masochist who also had an asphyxia fetish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by honest_truth View Post
    Maybe if someone was a gay masochist who also had an asphyxia fetish.
    Here.

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=94548
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=93081

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    That's some sweet trolling you got there... Pushups.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Has this ever actually happened to anyone here? Been present when that happened, I mean (just to clarify).
    Never, although I can imagine it happening with teenagers.

    And have heard the very funny story of one guy having this happen to him when he was 14 after doing newaza with a sligtly older girl with big boobs and trying to hide it then getting told to stand up and demonstrate something by his coach.

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    i got a boner once while rolling with a female.

    she was practicing an arm bar from the guard and going through the move very slowly and was gently holding my arm. her legs felt like they were caressing my shoulders and chest and she smelled really really good.

    damnit now i got another boner.

    anyway, true story, i got a boner because she smelled really good and had soft gentle hands. never happened again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chanukka Zombie View Post
    i got a boner once while rolling with a male and i'm too ashamed to talk about it.

    he was practicing an arm bar from the guard and going through the move very slowly and was gently holding my arm. the hair on his legs felt like they were caressing my shoulders and chest and he smelled really really good.

    damnit now i got another boner.

    anyway, true story, i got a boner because he smelled really good and had soft gentle hands. never happened again.
    Fixed that for you.

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    dude, i know you fantasize about me getting a boner while rolling with you. you don't have to go and publicize it. just pay me the 500 bucks i asked for and i'll do it.

    ****. what are you trying to do, jew me down to 400?
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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