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  1. tao.jonez is offline
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     Style: JKD, Jiu Jitsu

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    If all else fails, just say it's a reaction to something you ate.

    Don't mention that it was a knee.
    "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln



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    Join us... or die
     Style: Judo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Considerately, fat girls have feelings too.
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     Style: FMA, dumbek, Indian clubs

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    Silence, applied liberally.
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     Style: TKD/ TSD

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    I would suggest getting beaten with fists and knees to the surrounding areas so your lip will appear more normal.
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     Style: JKD, Jiu Jitsu

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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    Considerately, fat girls have feelings too.
    I confirmed this myself.

    I asked a fat girl "How do you feel?"

    She said "Hungry".
    "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln



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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!

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     Style: Judo, JJJ, BJJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    I confirmed this myself.

    I asked a fat girl "How do you feel?"

    She said "Hungry".

    Fat girls try harder!!!
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    BJJ JOE: I'm going to make hate to you. Right here, right now.
    ... Ohhhhhhhh, I'm going to make hate to you so hard that your kinfolk back in Africa will feel it.l
    Quote Originally Posted by Archer
    Karate is the Dane Cook of martial arts
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     Style: JKD, Jiu Jitsu

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    Diesel trucks move more freight, and I appreciate what they ah, bring to the table.

    I just prefer something a bit more compact and sporty. With an accent.

    Then again, I've never taken a diesel out for a spin.
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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!

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     Style: Judo, JJJ, BJJ

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    Fat girls are like mopeds. Fun to ride until your friends see you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    BJJ JOE: I'm going to make hate to you. Right here, right now.
    ... Ohhhhhhhh, I'm going to make hate to you so hard that your kinfolk back in Africa will feel it.l
    Quote Originally Posted by Archer
    Karate is the Dane Cook of martial arts
  9. Holy Moment is online now
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     Style: Wrestling

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    Sterilize a needle and lance it.

    Quote Originally Posted by where's me bike View Post

    Are you implying that he should he should malnurish himself until he contracts Noma?

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    Posted On:
    12/17/2010 3:55pm


     Style: Judo, occasional boxing

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    You should be able to treat it like any hematoma - that is by cooling the site, reducing heavy movements and by applying creme (for example with hirudin as an active component - http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11863317 or containing diclofenac...)

    I have also heard of cremes containing heparin and ananas enzymes though i do not know if the effects were studied as well.

    Of course do not take hirudin if you have any issues with your blood coagulation, given that you indulge in MA i rather guess you do not have any.

    hope that helps
    Last edited by Q_wer; 12/17/2010 3:59pm at .
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