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    Teaching Basic self defense to a homie

    Alright bullies, here's the lowdown:

    I have an attractive female friend who is leaving sunny old California to go teach English in CHINA for a year. She attracts male suitors like flies and my roommate/her boyfriend would rather she be able to defend herself while in a foreign country (she has low alcohol tolerance and thinks guys are just "nice" to her cuz they're nice. not cuz they wanna bone her).

    Therefore, both her boyfriend and her father decided to ask me to teach her some moves even though i'm not qualified (six months of judo/bjj/MT).

    My plan is to give her some money to buy a taser/pepper spray once she lands in china. I will also teach her how to throw a punch without hurting herself and some basic BJJ (how to react when someone mounts you or how to pull guard).

    I am open to both humorous and serious suggestions as to how I should instruct her and the material to teach her. We have one month before she leaves and she is saving money for the trip so she wants free instruction.

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    ChenPengFi's Avatar
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    You'd be doing her a disservice.
    Mainland China?

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    I say teach her the wingkido(tm) method of chain dancing. This is an absolute surefire way she can take on 5-10 200 lb. + armed men. BJJ is no good for that.

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    Knowing how to "fight" isn't going to solve the underlining issues here especially the low alcohol tolerance thing.

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    Get her a rape belt.

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    Get her a bottle of AZT, and tell her to carry it everywhere with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Negation View Post
    Get her a bottle of AZT, and tell her to carry it everywhere with her.
    You mean the AIDS drug? LOL I was thinking along those lines!

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    One month?

    Get her drunk. Often. She'd be better off increasing her tolerance level, and you'll all have more fun in process. :new_all_c

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    Quote Originally Posted by diducdat? View Post
    You mean the AIDS drug? LOL I was thinking along those lines!
    "Thinking"

    I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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    Teach her to not drink so much....

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