Taekalido: Praise be to Chuck Norris

[DerAuslander]

This weekend represented the culmination of over twenty years of Taekwondo.

I cresent kicked somebody in the knife hand whilst sparring in Kali class. My opponent literally stood stunned & stupified that it worked.

Had I been wearing cowboy boots, his hand would have been broken, and a beard would have magically sprouted upon my ruggedly handsome face.:XXbazooka

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I sometimes do an upward snap kick to the hand while knife sparring. When done at the right time it can either be awesome or not really do anything.

[Miguksaram]

I sometimes do an upward snap kick to the hand while knife sparring. When done at the right time it can either be awesome or not really do anything.

I personally like to do a jump flying side kick into an oncoming car. Yeah...chicks dig it.

[DerAuslander]

Yeah...chicks dig it.

This is the most important thing in TKD.

[Miguksaram]

This is the most important thing in TKD.

It was the main reason why I started TKD. :)

[hungryjoe]

I personally like to do a jump flying side kick into an oncoming car. Yeah...chicks dig it.

Be honest.

Do you land in the driver's seat or are you just another one of those radiator point wannabes?

ooops - just realized which forum I'm pooping in.

[WolfHound]

Nice, didn't know crescent kicks could be an ample defense against a knife.

[hungryjoe]

Nice, didn't know crescent kicks could be an ample defense against a knife.

Kick to the wrist.

Not recommended IRL.

[DerAuslander]

Nice, didn't know crescent kicks could be an ample defense against a knife.

They aren't.

That's the point.

You fail at sarcasm.

[twisted mind]

If you look like this:


Then every TKD technique will work for you.