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    if you came here and created this stupid thread?
    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EricD View Post
    I shall go try to find a way to punish myself for being completely retarded.
    I suggest watching Highlander: The Source.

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    If your training consists of eating fries while using your conveniently greasy hands to fap over Bruce Lee movies.. Well then you're not in a McDojo, they are a step up from you.
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    You are now a dick.

    Or he sucks dick? Peter-puffer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EricD View Post
    I freely admit my own stupidity. I was having what is scientifically known as "being a fucking dumbass", and I am sorry for it.

    I shall go try to find a way to punish myself for being completely retarded.
    That "Stupidest Fight You've Ever Had" thread wasn't too bad.

    But yeah. I would say an appropriate punishment is to put this on repeat:
    YouTube - Ke$ha - Take It Off

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    I forgive you EricD. Please start a thread about "Ninjas are for real...NOT SPORT"

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    Quote Originally Posted by EricD View Post
    I shall go try to find a way to punish myself for being completely retarded.
    Excellent. Now eject yourself headfirst onto the hard surface of your choice.

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    Do a kata-guruma throw to yourself and that should suffice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da-RiSiN-sMoKe View Post
    Do a kata-guruma throw to yourself and that should suffice.
    and post the video.

    Actually if you could get some video of you owning that Naruto idiot that would cover this and your next crappy thread.
    Last edited by The_Beak; 12/09/2010 6:59pm at . Reason: THER

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    No, you are a troll. Apparently, when you tell someone to use the search function you are a dick.

    That's what I was told.
    You are a dick if you tell someone to use the search function to find out about something that the search function will not reveal.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
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