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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    You just might be going to a McDojo

    I thought it might be both funny and useful, to compile a handy list of prominent warning signs that the school you're about to sign on with might just be a McDojo.

    1. If your teacher claims to be teaching you Ninjutsu, you're probably going to a McDojo.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Use the fucking search function.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    You are now a dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lump of Coal View Post
    Use the fucking search function.
    The best part is the username.
    Surfing Facebook at work? Spread the good word by adding us on Facebook today! https://www.facebook.com/Bullshido

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    You are now a dick.
    I wasn't before?

    Huh.

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    2. If your instructor starts to undress you and tries to get his penis inside your butthole, you are in a mcdojo.

    (or in a grappling gym) :gaygay:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lump of Coal View Post
    I wasn't before?

    Huh.
    No, you are a troll. Apparently, when you tell someone to use the search function you are a dick.

    That's what I was told.

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    If you still have to pay after quitting the school.....You might be in a McDojo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    If you caught the "you might be a redneck" reference and don't instantly hate the op, you might be a redneck.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I freely admit my own stupidity. I was having what is scientifically known as "being a fucking dumbass", and I am sorry for it.

    I shall go try to find a way to punish myself for being completely retarded.

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