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    That might be the best ninjutsu video I've ever seen.
    If your RBSD scenarios involved facing Mossad I'd imagine you'd step up the training too!

    Teh real deadly...
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    If I was facing the Mossad I'd definitely want to be sure that my backflips are up to par.
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    If you gotta go, you may as well go out backflipping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    If I was facing the Mossad I'd definitely want to be sure that my backflips are up to par.
    Recent events in Iran have shown how effective backflips are at evading Mossad assassination techniques.

    You're driving along in your car, Mossad agent on motorbike pulls alongside and sticks explosive device on your window. Counter, simply backflip out through your sun roof to safety.

    Evading certain death and allowing you to then stealthily continue on your way to work at the nuclear weapons plant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    Recent events in Iran have shown how effective backflips are at evading Mossad assassination techniques.

    You're driving along in your car, Mossad agent on motorbike pulls alongside and sticks explosive device on your window. Counter, simply backflip out through your sun roof to safety.

    Evading certain death and allowing you to then stealthily continue on your way to work at the nuclear weapons plant.
    Ideally, a good modern ninja should do said backflip while spraying automatic weapons at two different targets, ending on top of the motorcycle and speeding off the closest impromptu ramp to get amplitude for a slam dunk on some Iranian kids' makeshift basketball hoop.
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    All wrong. The r3al ninjer would chase the Mossad down on foot and stick the explosive in his backpack. Then he backflips away to a safe distance.

    The automatic weapons fire is only for times when unarmed protestors need to be dispursed by killing them indescriminantly. His backflips allow for him to kill mostly women and children, as they are less likely to blow themselves up in service to "The Midget In Charge."
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    I'd much rather face off with an Iranian ninja than an Iranian wrestler. With the ninja you're assured a (relatively) quick death. The wrestlers prefer to teach you a lesson in humility...

    (Audio is NSFW, yet totally awesome!)
    YouTube - Iron Sheik goes nuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    Iranians doing it right!
    YouTube - ninja and ninjutsu in iran
    **** yeah they are doing it right, I mean look at how much fun that has to be. If someone opened up that school here in San Diego I would totally go to it.
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    How on Earth have I missed this guy? An Iranian wrestler who competes in the WECand has an eerie resemblence to Bas Rutten!
    YouTube - Kamal "Prince of Persia" Shalorus Highlight

    And he runs his own catch wrestling federation in the States!
    Be still my heart!
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