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    Can we, as a society, just move on from these?

    1. Kung Fu is not the oldest martial art in the world. Earliest known evidence so far as I understand it comes from around 550AD. The earliest known evidence of boxing comes from around 1500BC. And that's like gloved boxing with a ruleset.

    2. BJJ will not solve every situation. It is not mew. It is like a level 50 Charizard. It can deal with a lot of stuff, but a water pokemon will snuff it out.

    3. Katas are for learning exaggerated body movements to better learn the art, kind of like exaggerated foot pivoting when doing jabs or hooks. You'll never do them that pivoted in a real thing, you'll also never really use a horse stance to fight someone. (Unless you're wrestling, you use horse stance a ton in wrestling.)

    4. Boxing is cool and manly and stuff but it's like BJJ. It is a level 50 Venusaur.

    5. You are a LARPist. Accept that fact and then move on. You need to accept this first, then you can get better. But chances are, you've probably already hit your peak. Thanks.

    6. Judo and SAMBO are the best things ever and nobody can disagree with me, **** you.

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    The odd thing is, I both understand and kinda agree with the pokemon references
    **** this thread, I'm gonna go dig out my gameboy.


    EDIT: and **** you Sirc, Boxing is more like charizard, it has higher speed and special attack.

    BJJ is venusaur with its slow speed and high defence.
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
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    I would like to add that just because beets are edible, there is still no excuse for eating them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom .C View Post
    I would like to add that just because beets are edible, there is still no excuse for eating them.
    One word, Borscht!
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    One word, Borscht!
    Gesundheit!

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    All these Pokemon (Pokeeman) references make me feel very old...I am Pokemon ignorant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirc View Post
    1. Kung Fu is not the oldest martial art in the world. Earliest known evidence so far as I understand it comes from around 550AD. The earliest known evidence of boxing comes from around 1500BC. And that's like gloved boxing with a ruleset.
    A Level 50 Hitmonlee who could have become a Hitmontop if equal Attack and Defense stats....hmmm

    2. BJJ will not solve every situation. It is not mew. It is like a level 50 Charizard. It can deal with a lot of stuff, but a water pokemon will snuff it out.
    this is a fine analogy....but what would be the water-type which could offset this?

    3. Katas are for learning exaggerated body movements to better learn the art, kind of like exaggerated foot pivoting when doing jabs or hooks. You'll never do them that pivoted in a real thing, you'll also never really use a horse stance to fight someone. (Unless you're wrestling, you use horse stance a ton in wrestling.)
    yes, katas are a lovely Level 50 Miltic with it's beauty stats maxed out.

    4. Boxing is cool and manly and stuff but it's like BJJ. It is a level 50 Venusaur.
    hmmm......Boxing is a poison grass type?
    or are you saying this cuz you think the Level 50 Charizard would duck under to double leg and thus using your fire-trype analogy?
    What if the Level 50 Charizard wanted to start at the knees.

    5. You are a LARPist. Accept that fact and then move on. You need to accept this first, then you can get better. But chances are, you've probably already hit your peak. Thanks.
    You have not entered Champion's Road and you will never beat the Elite Four

    6. Judo and SAMBO are the best things ever and nobody can disagree with me, **** you.
    It is a Level 50 Machamp, but weak to psychic and flying types







    thx to my son for his assistance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirc View Post
    6. Judo and SAMBO are the best things ever and nobody can disagree with me, **** you.
    You forgot to include BJJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteShark View Post
    You forgot to include BJJ.
    No, BJJ is a Charizard to Sirc's Mew.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Another shitty thread by Sirc?

    Wow, what a surprise.

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