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  1. Nathan McScary is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/20/2006 11:08pm


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    John LaTourette is a Slapster

    I've hear a lot of things about how fast this dude is and I'm sure many of you have heard the claims about this speedman who can hit 16+ times per second.

    I've been curious about this guy for quite some time, so I began looking into how exactly one could possibly sprike so quickly. Finally I found a website (http://home.att.net/~erik.mann/jlat.htm) that reviews some of LaTourette's expensive home videos, and come to find out, he is in fact a slapster. Apparently LaTourette's speed strikes consist of "alternate going back and forth in a slapping motion with both hands VERY RAPIDLY, criss cross both hands as you do this, making sure you slap with the palm side and backside of each hand". You know, kinda like The Three Stooges.

    I guess since strike number is so important and actually hurting your opponent with said strikes doesn't seem to be a factor, you might as well wiggle your fingers with each blow while you're at it and count each fingertip contact as a strike too...

    Also, LaTourette's official website (http://www.thespeedman.com/) is kinda funny. Especially the credentials section where he seems to pull many of his Dans and promotions out of nowhere.
  2. Grashnak is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/21/2006 9:45am

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    Founded Tae San Ninjutsu Association, Founders' Rank
    Despite having no Ninjutsu in his previous credentials (which he has meticulously listed up to and including boxing at Kiwanis).

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    American International Karate Kung-Fu Schools of Self-Defense, 10th Dan
    OMG, is this the greatest series of ridiculous claims ever???? 10th Dan in American International Karate Kung-fu. I personally favour Lithuanian Domestic Yoga TaeBo, but to each his own.


    Interesting how he has apparently never actually continued to study any art, just mystically mastering different ones at various high Dan levels seemingly at random...
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    Posted On:
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    Me and a couple of buddies both his tapes back in 97 we were set to get all DEADLY and stuff. I only watched the first tape. It was disappointing. My bud who desperately wanted to find SOME redeeming value watched all of them and read over the literature. Finding none we sent the tapes back and got a refund.
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  4. new2bjj is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/21/2006 12:24pm


     Style: TKD, MT, KEMPO

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    Wel, at least you got your money back.
  5. Teh El Macho is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grashnak
    OMG, is this the greatest series of ridiculous claims ever???? 10th Dan in American International Karate Kung-fu. I personally favour Lithuanian Domestic Yoga TaeBo, but to each his own.
    Hmmmm, American... International... Karate... Kung-Fu... ****, I have to said aloud and slowly over and over. The craptacular abomination of it is taking a while to sink in my skull. If I try to rush it, it will turn my brain into regurgitated brie cheese or something.

    American... International... Karate... Kung-Fu... American... International... Karate... Kung-Fu... American... International... Karate... Kung-Fu...American... International... Karate... Kung-Fu...

    I mean, what the ****? Why not Brazilian Tibetan KamaSutra Origami?
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  6. Poop Loops is offline
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    Posted On:
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  7. Wynergy is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/21/2006 3:19pm


     Style: BJJ

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    Multicultural explosive Muay Thai Golf (full contact)
  8. Copperpot is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/22/2006 2:26pm


     Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

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    What the hell is Karate Kung Fu? Is that like Frisbee Golf?
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    6/22/2006 3:19pm

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     Style: 柔術

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  10. Chuan is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/22/2006 4:35pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Copperpot
    What the hell is Karate Kung Fu? Is that like Frisbee Golf?
    I've seen a few American Kenpo schools use this term, mostly Tracy Kenpo.
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