See my tongue. SEE IT!
Posted On:10/20/2010 6:52pm
Style: BJJ, MT, TKD
There is an old Saturday Night Live skit where Horatio Sanz plays a baseball coach who loses his temper and charges at people.
Everybody else knows all you need to do to defend it is grab his head and turn it just a little; the coach will then go flailing off and fall.
Every time I see videos like this, I think of that skit.
Posted On:10/20/2010 7:33pm
Style: BJJ/ MMA/ MT
Originally Posted by syberia
I was sent off one game because this dude fell out of the back of the ruck, looked up at me standing over him and grabbed my nuts. Dumbest thing ever, I was sent off for rucking the **** out of his stupid fucking grin with my metal studded boots, he was sent off to the hospital. That was one of the "friendly" matches with Kings, a la-di-da all boys boarding school. There is something about someone squirrel gripping your sack that brings out the aggro in a young man.
Also, open season on that whole paragraph.
Posted On:10/20/2010 11:49pm
Style: BJJ n stuff
Before metal studs became banned in schools rugby I got raked real bad in a ruck once, I shudder just thinking about it every time. Some fucker stomped on my chest because I had taken him down with a few tackles earlier in the game. One of the studs cut right through my left nipple - ouch! It hurt at the time but I had a whole load of lads on top of me wrestling for the ball so I was able to shake it off from adrenaline and general rage. By the end of the game when I realised how bad the injury was it was jam packed full of muck. It was not fun getting it cleaned and stitched. Kind of like getting 10 nipple rings all at the same time with plenty of alcohol swabs by an A&E (ER) doctor with a **** eating grin.
Posted On:10/20/2010 11:51pm
Originally Posted by CarlosJesena
When you do think about it, Rugby does have grappling
Rugby = Freestyle wrestling with a ball.
Posted On:10/21/2010 2:24am
Originally Posted by syberia
Always finding a way to work baked goods into the conversation, eh?
Posted On:10/21/2010 2:40am
Style: Aikido / FMA / Krotty
I can't decide whether the biggest crime in those videos is that weird "swing your arm sideways" strike they are pretending to do, or that no-one was playing that piano in the corner while it was happening.
For the record, not every twat in a skirt is doing Aikido. Some of them are TJF (or whatever the **** it's called), and some of us are just dirty perverts.
Anyway, say what you want about the techniques shown, I'm sure their obvious standards of physical fitness should be enough to defeat most attackers.
When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
"what's the best thing about aikido then?"
"To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
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