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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlieWoopAss2 View Post
    How about we just say anyone who comes in contact with him, because they're all is asking for it? I mean we could go on forever.
    I was going to mention stuntmen, but then I realized that their lives are cheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    I was going to mention stuntmen, but then I realized that their lives are cheap.
    Wait....they are other uses for stuntmen besides target pratice and human frogger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlieWoopAss2 View Post
    Wait....they are other uses for stuntmen besides target pratice and human frogger?
    You thought that crash-test dummies were just mannequins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlieWoopAss2 View Post
    I meant "lawman," but my finger slipped on excitement. But I think him having a job as a lawnman would better suit him.
    You and Snake I swear ...
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    They should at least give him a wacky sidekick for his second season. Maybe Bill Duff: Street Cop, or an Asian kid like Short Round from Indiana Jones, or Miss Cleo the Caribbean psychic (I’ll bet she could use some money these days).

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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra View Post
    They should at least give him a wacky sidekick for his second season. Maybe Bill Duff: Street Cop, or an Asian kid like Short Round from Indiana Jones, or Miss Cleo the Caribbean psychic (Ill bet she could use some money these days).
    Shame that Gary Coleman died, really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    You thought that crash-test dummies were just mannequins?
    That would explain the screaming.

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    This makes me happy inside.

    Another euphoric season of autographs, being the only guy in an armored SUV, and witty quips such as "He's not very Zen." while Steven Seagal watches cops do their job.

    Fucking perfection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    This makes me happy inside.

    Another euphoric season of autographs, being the only guy in an armored SUV, and witty quips such as "He's not very Zen." while Steven Seagal watches cops do their job.

    Fucking perfection.
    Don't forget him offering his wise wisdom on what's the best combos to order at KFC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    I can't believe they gave him a 2nd season.

    I guess if those retards on The Jersey Shore can have a show, still, then Steven can as well.
    Oh dear god you just made me think of Steven Segal beating up the retards on Jersey Shore for some inexplicable reason. Now we need a Lawman spin off so this could potentially happen.

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