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    ATTENTION DOUGHNUTS.....Steven Seagal Lawnman is back

    That's right. It's time to hide your snack cakes and female members of your family in a safe room because Steven Seagal is back as Steven Seagal Lawman.

    So here's a toast to you Steven, in hopes of many more seasons to come.....

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    Last edited by CharlieWoopAss2; 10/15/2010 10:21am at . Reason: Because Steven would have wanted me to

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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    I can't believe they gave him a 2nd season.

    I guess if those retards on The Jersey Shore can have a show, still, then Steven can as well.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Lol, "lawnman".

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    I can't believe they gave him a 2nd season.

    I guess if those retards on The Jersey Shore can have a show, still, then Steven can as well.
    It was the A+E network's highest-rating show. Not that this is saying much, but it means a lot to them...

    Also:
    YouTube - Lightning Bolt Energy Drink All Natural 100 % Juice.wmv

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money View Post
    Lol, "lawnman".
    I meant "lawman," but my finger slipped on excitement. But I think him having a job as a lawnman would better suit him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlieWoopAss2 View Post
    I meant "lawman," but my finger slipped on excitement. But I think him having a job as a lawnman would better suit him.
    He would require astroturf.

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    Speaking of Lightning Bolt, this is how 'cordyceps' is born (ended up reading about it by coincidence the other day).



    It's one of those things that you look at and then think that if God exists, He has no mercy upon his own creations...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    It's one of those things that you look at and then think that if God exists, He has no mercy upon his own creations...
    Like how Steven Seagal has no mercy upon his own stomach?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlieWoopAss2 View Post
    Like how Steven Seagal has no mercy upon his own stomach?
    Or those who murder his family. Or his personal assistants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Or those who murder his family. Or his personal assistants.
    How about we just say anyone who comes in contact with him, because they're all asking for it? I mean we could go on forever.
    Last edited by CharlieWoopAss2; 10/15/2010 11:33am at .

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