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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Punch up from the mount

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    Advice for returning to bjj!

    Since i apparently made myself look like an asshole last time I visited a local bjj gym, i thought i'd get some bully advice:

    How do you REALLY look like an asshole when you return to martial arts after a year + break?

    For whitebelts, especially.

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    Walk in with a red belt and tell them you gained 6 inches to your dick from training in ninjitsu.

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    Only wear tapout shorts and UFC gloves nothing else. Have a hairy chest. Punch people when you roll cos that is what you would do in the cage

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    Yell "CATCH!" every time you're close to getting a choke, submission, or actually pull a sweep.
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.

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    Eat a large garlicky meal just before training and when rolling stop and complain about your nuts being crushed whenever your opponent gets the upper hand. Top tip - works in judo too !

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    Fasten your seat belts, and prepare for lift off
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    Be rough in training, and ask alot of stupid questions. Just shut up and be nice. If you're too rough people will hate you, nobody hates someone that's playing nice.


    lol Psycho Dad at my club we shout "Sweep!" everytime we sweep someone. It's awesome, and new people don't get it.

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    Dont turn up.

    Say you will, but just never show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gregaquaman View Post
    Only wear tapout shorts and UFC gloves nothing else. Have a hairy chest. Punch people when you roll cos that is what you would do in the cage
    I resent the hairy chest reference. You're not a real man.

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