Confession Time

***WhiteShark*** · Posted On: 10/06/2010 9:28am

Ever get frustrated at practice and just do something wildly inappropriate?

Last night in gi I was getting frustrated with a brown belt that I couldn't do anything to and did a rolling toe hold form standing in his guard ala Ken Shamrock. In gi, yeah I'm an ass. As soon as I did It I realized what a tool bag I was being. :(

Your turn.

**foxd** · Posted On: 10/06/2010 9:44am

I did a fake flying armbar(from the knees) on somebody who'd been going to class about two days last week.

He was grabbing the back of my head with his arm extended. I regret nothing!!!

Yeah I do. Damn.

**Blue Negation** · Posted On: 10/06/2010 9:44am

Originally Posted by WhiteShark

Ever get frustrated at practice and just do something wildly inappropriate?

Last night in gi I was getting frustrated with a brown belt that I couldn't do anything to and did a rolling toe hold form standing in his guard ala Ken Shamrock. In gi, yeah I'm an ass. As soon as I did It I realized what a tool bag I was being. :(

Your turn.

Toe holds aren't allowed in gi against brown belts are your gym?

Hell, one of our purple belts has been a specialist at that very move since he was a blue.

As for a story... Umm... I was having trouble sweeping a newbie ex-wrestler at Judo during newaza, and I resorted to X-guard and deep half guard to get the top position the rest of the session despite it being material he'll never have to deal with in Judo competition.

**Katriona1992** · Posted On: 10/06/2010 9:45am

I was sparring with this girl who kept on circling the rims of the mat. I kept on going after her, and she kept on running away-without even attempting to punch or kick. This continued for an entire round and a half (which is around three minutes) when I got so fed up that I just stood at the middle of the mat and just starred at her with raised eyebrows. She continued her jogging along the perimeter and didn't show a single sign of wanting to close in. In the third round, I stood in the middle again but, out of pure annoyance, put my two palms together under my head and faked sleeping. This finally got her angry and she came charging at me. I won by 8-1 but felt guilty about being disrespectful after the match.

***WhiteShark*** · Posted On: 10/06/2010 9:55am

Originally Posted by Blue Negation

Toe holds aren't allowed in gi against brown belts are your gym?

In IBJJF isn't it in the same category as heel hooks?

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 10/06/2010 9:57am

Originally Posted by Katriona1992

I was sparring with this girl who kept on circling the rims of the mat. I kept on going after her, and she kept on running away-without even attempting to punch or kick. This continued for an entire round and a half (which is around three minutes) when I got so fed up that I just stood at the middle of the mat and just starred at her with raised eyebrows. She continued her jogging along the perimeter and didn't show a single sign of wanting to close in. In the third round, I stood in the middle again but, out of pure annoyance, put my two palms together under my head and faked sleeping. This finally got her angry and she came charging at me. I won by 8-1 but felt guilty about being disrespectful after the match.

Two questions:

1. Are you hot?
2. Is she hot?

**Southpaw** · Posted On: 10/06/2010 10:00am

Making people tap w/ knee on belly.

Yes I'm an asshole.

***WhiteShark*** · Posted On: 10/06/2010 10:00am

Originally Posted by Southpaw

Making people tap w/ knee on belly.

Yes I'm an asshole.

This is supposed to be a specific instance not a lifestyle of dickery! :P

**Blue Negation** · Posted On: 10/06/2010 10:01am

Originally Posted by WhiteShark

In IBJJF isn't it in the same category as heel hooks?

Eh, it's a legal move for brown belts to use I think. Not ranks below that.

But who cares about the IBJJF? "Reaping the knee", "Technicas Suburbanos", eh... leglock bigots.