Lesbian martial arts expert frees under age lover in Indonesia

**maofas** · Posted On: 9/29/2010 4:34pm

Great thread title and good luck to them not being re-caught. A facility that cures someone of their sexual orientation...sounds like some fucked up sit probably goes on in there.

**TEA** · Posted On: 9/29/2010 7:16pm

Well, a 26 year old TKD teacher preying on 15 years is pretty fucked up, too.

If we were going to make a more politically correct Bullshido Productions movie out of this, we'd change their ages to be closer to each other and they'd both be hot young adults, change their martial art of preference from TKD to MT, and change the location to Georgia. I think that would be a movie worth making. We could cast JFS as the evil villain and Sirc could be his misguided but loveable henchman.

**maofas** · Posted On: 9/29/2010 11:07pm

I suppose, but they probably get married young there and she did bust her out of jail, so I think it evens out (and the TKD teacher could be a super-hot chick, you don't know, wait till all the facts come out).

Originally Posted by TEA

Well, a 26 year old TKD teacher preying on 15 years is pretty fucked up, too.

If we were going to make a more politically correct Bullshido Productions movie out of this, we'd change their ages to be closer to each other and they'd both be hot young adults, change their martial art of preference from TKD to MT, and change the location to Georgia. I think that would be a movie worth making. We could cast JFS as the evil villain and Sirc could be his misguided but loveable henchman.

Sirc would obviously be playing the 15 year old girl the TKD teacher seduces.

**goodlun** · Posted On: 9/29/2010 11:52pm

Originally Posted by TEA

change their martial art of preference from TKD to MT, and change the location to Georgia. I think that would be a movie worth making. We could cast JFS as the evil villain and Sirc could be his misguided but loveable henchman.

I would pay to watch that

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 9/30/2010 11:23am

Originally Posted by Evil Solvalou

I think it would make a great movie.

Micheal Bay already has the script in his hands.

"Based on a true story..." [/movie guy voice]

**Blue Negation** · Posted On: 9/30/2010 2:01pm

"Martial arts pedophile kidnaps young girl"

--What this would read as if the 26-year old had a different set of genitals.

**goodlun** · Posted On: 9/30/2010 2:03pm

Originally Posted by Blue Negation

"Martial arts pedophile kidnaps young girl"

--What this would read as if the 26-year old had a different set of genitals.

Even more so if they both had a different set of genitals.

**money** · Posted On: 9/30/2010 3:04pm

Originally Posted by goodlun

Even more so if they both had a different set of genitals.

Trannies deserve love too, don't h8.

**TEA** · Posted On: 9/30/2010 7:44pm

Originally Posted by maofas

Sirc would obviously be playing the 15 year old girl the TKD teacher seduces.

No, Sirc would be the misguided teenager who worships at the feet of the evil Kung Fu master, not knowing that his master is full of **** and an evil skumbag. After having been sexually abused by said master for years, he is too psychologically damaged to realize that the Kung Fu master is a deranged prick until he sees the parallels between his own abuse and that that his master inflicts upon the young MT practitioner. Helping her somewhat older and much more bad ass lover rescue her from the clutches of the evil villain not only helps him redeem his blighted soul but also gets him laid in the end.

But that's just the back story. The real story is an epic love tail and adventure about two female warriors who not only challenge conventional notions about love and sexual identity, but who also challenge frauds and posers in the martial arts by beating the snot out of them one gong sau at time. The final battle will occur in the parking lot of a Masonic Lodge with the evil villain dying a bloody death while whining about doing battle in a parking lot.