Posted On:11/13/2002 9:40pm
Style: Karate, Wrestling
post your favorite one-line jokes here, we'll see whose is the best
"God is dead." -Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." -God
Edited by - Mercurius on November 13 2002 20:41:20
"The morning glory blooms for an hour. It differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years."
Posted On:11/13/2002 9:57pm
I rape kittens.
Posted On:11/13/2002 10:17pm
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)
Seen on two bumper stickers:
Beer, it's not just for Breakfast anymore.
Being gay is a pain in the ass.
Posted On:11/14/2002 12:20am
1, "Militant Agnostic - I don't know and you don't either!".
2, "If Only Closed Minds, Came with Closed Mouths."
3, "Sure, Jesus Loves You...But I'm His Favorite."
4, "Minds are like parachutes, they function when open."
5, "Friends don't let friends vote Republican."
6, "Heck is a place for people who don't believe in gosh."
7, "If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?"
8, "My God´s not dead, sorry to hear about yours."
9, "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."
10, "Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn."
11, "The fact that no-one understands you, does NOT make you an artist."
12, "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."
13, "Jesus paid for our sins. Now let’s get our money’s worth!"
14, "Of course god will forgive me,.. that is his job."
15, "The Christian Right is neither."
16, "O Lord, Save Me From Your Followers."
17, "For God so loved the world He didn't send a committee."
i could go on and on for pages, but ill stop here.
Edited by - dorje on November 13 2002 23:20:38
Decafinated white belt.
Posted On:11/14/2002 12:35am
your one-liners speak volumes about open-mindedness and tolerance... and they're funny too :P
I got one
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who masturbate, and liars.
&lt;Me&gt; John, what do you know about Zen Buddhism? &lt;John&gt; *smacks me*
&lt;John&gt; I'd have to smack you sometime...
Katana, on 540 kicks: "Hang from a ceiling fan with both hands. Flail your feet out and ask people to walk into you as you hit their face."
Posted On:11/14/2002 1:19am
heres one more.. its one of my favourites:
"When you are trying to convince yourself something is right, it is usually wrong."
Posted On:11/14/2002 1:46am
"I see dumb people"
Two guys walk into a bar....ouch that's gotta hurt.
Posted On:11/14/2002 2:26am
Style: Ki Chuan Do/Close Combat
"Dyslexics of the world untie !"
Taking a break
Posted On:11/14/2002 10:46am
There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
"Not in the face!"
Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989
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