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  1. helmutlvx is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Wife goes to work with black eye/missing teeth.
    People ask, "what the hell happened to you?"
    Last thing they expect to hear is Iron Cock Gung Fu.
    Oh my fucking god.

    I just came up with an idea for a kung-fu porno.

    Iron Cock vs. Black Snake Master

    Watch as two masters duel for the sultry women of China in days gone by! The great Iron Cock Kung Fu master battles the Black Snake Style grandmaster in a climactic SEX TOURNAMENT OF LEGEND.

    Watch the only kung-fu film where the PENIS is deadlier than the FIST.
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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    Oh my fucking god.

    I just came up with an idea for a kung-fu porno.

    Iron Cock vs. Black Snake Master

    Watch as two masters duel for the sultry women of China in days gone by! The great Iron Cock Kung Fu master battles the Black Snake Style grandmaster in a climactic SEX TOURNAMENT OF LEGEND.

    Watch the only kung-fu film where the PENIS is deadlier than the FIST.
    Dude, just take a camcorder, and see what the average American/Dutch/Russian/Japanese tourist does in red light districts around the world.

    If someone could pull a David Carradine in an expensive hotel, imagine what **** they pull in shady parts of the city.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conde Koma View Post
    tu jin himself is like fifty, and can pull a goddamn truck. i don't know what kind of harmful side-effects you'd be thinking of, aside from the danger of splitting a woman in two.
    I'd personally be scared that I'd end up in a situation where the only thing I could do with my penis was to pull a truck with it (or otherwise use it as an attachment point for objects)... :flipando:
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    Posted On:
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    Iron Penis Qigong

    It looks like the weight is supported more by the back than the genitals.

    Not to sound gay but I'd like too see a better shot of their cock and balls with the weight applied.
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    Posted On:
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    Iron Penis Qigong

    Yeah. Ladies, you can take your kegels and shove em up your ass.
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    Iron Penis Qigong

    OOh yeah penis strenghtening!!!
    The master sure has a strong snake!
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    Iron Penis Qigong

    OOh yeah penis strenghtening!!!
    The master sure has a strong snake!
    But seriously that's really impressive,
    and ridiculous
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    supporting member

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    That's gotta deform your **** man..
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