Iron Penis Qigong

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 9/16/2010 9:42pm

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

Wife goes to work with black eye/missing teeth.
People ask, "what the hell happened to you?"
Last thing they expect to hear is Iron Cock Gung Fu.

Oh my fucking god.

I just came up with an idea for a kung-fu porno.

Iron Cock vs. Black Snake Master

Watch as two masters duel for the sultry women of China in days gone by! The great Iron Cock Kung Fu master battles the Black Snake Style grandmaster in a climactic SEX TOURNAMENT OF LEGEND.

Watch the only kung-fu film where the PENIS is deadlier than the FIST.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 9/17/2010 6:22am

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

Oh my fucking god.

I just came up with an idea for a kung-fu porno.

Iron Cock vs. Black Snake Master

Watch as two masters duel for the sultry women of China in days gone by! The great Iron Cock Kung Fu master battles the Black Snake Style grandmaster in a climactic SEX TOURNAMENT OF LEGEND.

Watch the only kung-fu film where the PENIS is deadlier than the FIST.

Dude, just take a camcorder, and see what the average American/Dutch/Russian/Japanese tourist does in red light districts around the world.

If someone could pull a David Carradine in an expensive hotel, imagine what **** they pull in shady parts of the city.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 9/17/2010 6:38am

Originally Posted by Conde Koma

tu jin himself is like fifty, and can pull a goddamn truck. i don't know what kind of harmful side-effects you'd be thinking of, aside from the danger of splitting a woman in two.

I'd personally be scared that I'd end up in a situation where the only thing I could do with my penis was to pull a truck with it (or otherwise use it as an attachment point for objects)... :flipando:

**Rudenoodle** · Posted On: 9/19/2010 1:48pm

It looks like the weight is supported more by the back than the genitals.

Not to sound gay but I'd like too see a better shot of their cock and balls with the weight applied.