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    The Rules of Newbietown

    Welcome to NewbieTown. You're here because you're either starting a new thread to introduce yourself or you have a question you, using good judgment, think might be construed as a stupid one.



    So here are a few ground rules.

    1. Noobs feel free to tell us about yourself, your background, your viewpoints, and your take on existential philosophy as it pertains to bacon. We promise we will pretend to care.

    2. READ ALL THE DAMN STICKIES, RULES, AND ANNOUNCEMENTS BEFORE POSTING ANYTHING. THIS INCLUDES YOUR INTRO THREAD.

    7. But wait, where did rules 3-6 go? They're for Supporting Members. Supporting Members get cooler stuff and more privilages here. To sum it up for your noobness, Supporting Members and forum veterans in general are instructed to go easy on you and be more or less helpful as long as this is where you're posting your questions. The rest of the forums are fair game though, so don't wander too far unless you're either brave, stupid, or comfortable with the general atmosphere around here.

    8. Remember, this site is about calling BULLSHIT on everything, but most importantly calling it on the Martial Arts. If you can't back up what you're saying with facts, do not expect to be taken seriously or given respect. Respect here is earned, not given by default, unlike other forums filled with hippies, LARPers, fantasy warriors, and other frauds, freaks, and fruit-loops.

    Have a nice NewbieTown day!
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    Iím liking like this idea, good job Phrost!

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    You forgot the part where you tell everybody the real rules:

    Rule 1
    No joke is too mean

    Rule 2
    If you dish it out you gotta be able to take it.

    Rule 3
    Your dad's a whore and you're a *****.

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    4. Omega has no penis.
    Ranked #9 internationally at 118lbs by WIKBA http://www.womenkickboxing.com/wikba...rch%202009.htm

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    Hi Phrost, I edited out a couple of typos.

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    Thanks, my left hand is screwed up and I'm noticing my typing sucks lately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by omega
    You forgot the part where you tell everybody the real rules:

    Rule 1
    No joke is too mean

    Rule 2
    If you dish it out you gotta be able to take it.

    Rule 3
    Your dad's a whore and you're a *****.
    I forgot rule #9:

    Omega is the only person allowed to mess with the Noobs in Newbietown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kidspatula
    4. Omega has no penis.
    Are you hitting on me?:new_alien

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    You forgot the part where you tell everybody the real rules:

    Rule 1
    No joke is too mean
    Unless it offends Omega, Gosh Darn it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Choke You
    Unless it offends Omega, Gosh Darn it!
    I'd like to see the joke that is so harsh and mean that it offends Omega. It might make my eyes bleed, but it would be worth it I tell you!

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