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  1. Zod is offline

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    Keanu Reeves cinematic magnum opus, Man of Tai Chi

    Leave it to Keanu Reeves to give us a film wherein a 135 pound, 5' 5" Tai Chi master is the worlds most dangerous underground no holds barred death match kill crazy competior.

    But judging from the trailers, he doesn't kill.

    Oh and Tai Chi is more pure than other violent, dirty, bad touch martial arts.

    Anyway, thought it was funny and maybe some of ya'll would to.

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    Just pretend that the movie plays in a parallel-universe wherin Newtons laws do not exist, where gravity is dependent on will and chi is a measurable force (so the Matrix all over again).

    That way, it could be an enjoyable movie.

    Plus, it is still an untested thesis if stretching is the most deadly martial art, so the movie might be on to something:

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    Isn't Tai Chi what old people do so their bones won't hurt?? I also have to wonder if Keanu is going to stick with his great acting style of Asian monk surfer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    Isn't Tai Chi what old people do so their bones won't hurt??
    You're a fucking idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    You're a fucking idiot.
    Substance please, if you're going to insult me I demand substance. Please show me a vid, any vid that proves Tai Chi is anything but a good way for old people to practice low impact exercise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    Substance please, if you're going to insult me I demand substance.
    The only thing to be demanded upon insult is satisfaction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    Substance please, if you're going to insult me I demand substance. Please show me a vid, any vid that proves Tai Chi is anything but a good way for old people to practice low impact exercise.
    No, fucktard. Because this has been proven, and shown, over and over and over again on this website. Someone who's been here as long as you have and as posted as often as you had should not be so fucktardedly stupid to still be clinging to such idiotic assumptions.

    Why don't you fucking educate yourself before opening your mouth, cocksheath.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    No, fucktard. Because this has been proven, and shown, over and over and over again on this website. Someone who's been here as long as you have and as posted as often as you had should not be so fucktardedly stupid to still be clinging to such idiotic assumptions.

    Why don't you fucking educate yourself before opening your mouth, cocksheath.
    Wow I really got your panties in a bunch huh?? You do realize that my post about Tai Chi being for old people was a joke right?? Your response was retarded which is why I worded my response the way I did. I think you need to pop a chill pill before the vain in your forehead causes you a stroke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    Wow I really got your panties in a bunch huh?? You do realize that my post about Tai Chi being for old people was a joke right?? Your response was retarded so iterated it as such which is why I worded my response the way I did. I think you need to pop a chill pill before the vain in your forehead causes you a stroke.
    Mate, i'd quit while you're only, marginally, behind...

    For the purposes of this thread, right now, this is Der :-
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    Substance please, if you're going to insult me I demand substance. Please show me a vid, any vid that proves Tai Chi is anything but a good way for old people to practice low impact exercise.
    This is me, providing you with the lube, cos I'm a nice guy :- http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=72258
    "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the **** out of you.
    And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

    "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

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    Quote Originally Posted by JingMerchant! View Post
    Mate, i'd quit while you're only, marginally, behind...

    For the purposes of this thread, right now, this is Der :-
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    This is me, providing you with the lube, cos I'm a nice guy :- http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=72258
    If only my ass looked that nice.
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