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    Reality Check: Big Boned BS - Monday Motivation



    Of course some people have a larger bone structure than others, just like some people have legitimate hormone disorders, just like some people can bench press 400 lbs. without ever having lifted weights, or win an amateur MMA fight without ever having trained.

    These people are the exception, not the rule. So put down the buttered pop tarts and get your bones, big or otherwise, in motion.

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    Buttered pop tarts? Do people really eat these?

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    People have been known to... yes.

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    People eat fried bacon and fried butter. I mean, I love bacon and all, but coating it with flour and actually frying it in a deep fryer? Blech.

    In conclusion, it's only a matter of time before someone starts eating fried fat people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    People eat fried bacon and fried butter. I mean, I love bacon and all, but coating it with flour and actually frying it in a deep fryer? Blech.

    In conclusion, it's only a matter of time before someone starts eating fried fat people.
    I see this happening by accident at a state fair...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    People eat fried bacon and fried butter. .
    I haven't had the fried butter, but I heard it was really good. They said it tasted like french toast. I have had fried oreo cookies! Fried in pancake batter with powedered sugar on it! Whew, they were GOOD!! Still hot, the oreo basically melts in your mouth when you eat it. That said, if you eat two you have a stroke in like 5 minutes.


    I hate the fact that people have been publishing these images about the "big boned" excuse. Because that has been my go-to line for years. So, I've had to up my workout game the last couple years. But that allowed me to get into pullups which has become my favorite exercise.
    Combatives training log.

    Gezere: paraphrase from Bas Rutten, Never escalate the level of violence in fight you are losing. :D

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    Pavel Tsatsouline: kettlebell workouts give you “cardio without the dishonour of aerobics”.

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    For this reason I've been forcing my big bones uphill on the regular these days...

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    When I used to hang around at misc.fitness.weights, the term we had for the "big-boned" was FFID, fat **** in denial.

    Took my kids to Disneyworld a few years back, and was horrified/amazed to see parents pushing their fat 8 year olds around in strollers. I mean, if you can't get pumped up at Disneyworld when you are 8, something is seriously wrong. We needed leashes for our kids, who were 7 and 9 at the time.

    Every park we went to that trip had deep-fried turkey leg stands. Who needs a 2 lb deep-fried and glazed turkey leg as a snack?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilG View Post
    When I used to hang around at misc.fitness.weights, the term we had for the "big-boned" was FFID, fat **** in denial.

    Took my kids to Disneyworld a few years back, and was horrified/amazed to see parents pushing their fat 8 year olds around in strollers. I mean, if you can't get pumped up at Disneyworld when you are 8, something is seriously wrong. We needed leashes for our kids, who were 7 and 9 at the time.

    Every park we went to that trip had deep-fried turkey leg stands. Who needs a 2 lb deep-fried and glazed turkey leg as a snack?

    Don't even get me started on Disneyworld. Motherfucking fat fucking fucks everywhere in their motorized fucking wheelchairs. Getting to go to the front of the lines in front of six year olds who've been waiting to see some princess for an hour because they're "disabled". Bullshit. They're fat. And lazy. They should lock 'em all up in It's a Small World until they're skinny enough to walk through the park.

    That said, I took the kids to Kings Dominion yesterday and ate the hell out of a funnel cake. Damn, it was good. But I walked, so **** the haters.

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    You eat yourself into a motorized chair, your ass needs to be at the back of the line.

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