Posted On:3/15/2013 12:18pm
Style: Western Boxing, Tai Chi
atomicpoet is the most controversial man in martial arts!
"atomicpoet is the most dangerous man on the planet." -- atomicpoet's dog
atomicpoet has revolutionized self defense by inventing covering up and punching your opponent until he flops onto the ground.
Listen to this kick ass guitar music as you read walls of text.
"atomicpoet has killed over 200 men in single combat." -- Some drunk guy
Watch this video as atomicpoet destroys some kickboxer-looking dude that's way smaller than him.
atomicpoet taught Bruce Lee everything he knows!
"atomicpoet is a great and wonderful teacher. He's also very handsome." -- atomicpoet's mom
Fact: In a real fight people will only throw wild punches at you in slow motion which are easily blocked or slipped.
"atomicpoet is a master of 8 different deadly styles of martial arts." -- atomicpoet
Posted On:3/15/2013 12:22pm
Style: Hung Gar
How do I send you money to learn your secrets?
Posted On:3/15/2013 12:44pm
Your mom sounds nice.
pro nonsense self defense
Posted On:3/15/2013 12:47pm
Style: FMA, WMA, doumbek
But can you take on Master Li's Anything Goes Bedroom Battle?!?!?
Posted On:3/15/2013 1:02pm
Style: TKD, CMA & American Kenpo
Originally Posted by Mister
Your mom sounds nice.
And she's obviously raised a fine, not to mention, talented son.
Posted On:3/15/2013 1:56pm
Style: being a fatty
Only badasses quote themselves.
...has all your Jing.
Posted On:3/15/2013 2:12pm
Style: Judo, baby! Yeah!
Allow me to come to your temple and sweep your floor.
"So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the **** out of you.
And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand
"So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw
"On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper
"You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07
"Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander
"Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!
Posted On:3/15/2013 3:47pm
As governor, atomicpoet has appointed seven of his relatives to government positions. Can America stand for a president that engages in this kind of nepotism?
As principal of New Hampshire's first charter school, atomicpoet used federal funds that should have been set aside for academic purposes to throw a lavish year-end party for his staff. Is this the kind of decadence America wants to see in the White House?
As city alderman, atomicpoet has eaten over twelve dozen babies, most of them black. Doesn't he know the racial demographics in this country have changed? What about the Asian babies?
Can you trust atomicpoet?
Vote Darkman for President!
Tough on crime.
Tough on greed.
Vote Darkman, and take the fucking elephant for America.
Posted On:3/15/2013 9:17pm
Style: Judo noob, heavy bag
And who do you think taught Steven Segal?
Watch and Shoot !
Posted On:3/15/2013 9:27pm
Dare I mention Chuck - Fucking - Norris
"To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".
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