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    The most controversial man in martial arts!

    atomicpoet is the most controversial man in martial arts!


    "atomicpoet is the most dangerous man on the planet." -- atomicpoet's dog

    atomicpoet has revolutionized self defense by inventing covering up and punching your opponent until he flops onto the ground.


    Listen to this kick ass guitar music as you read walls of text.


    "atomicpoet has killed over 200 men in single combat." -- Some drunk guy


    Watch this video as atomicpoet destroys some kickboxer-looking dude that's way smaller than him.


    atomicpoet taught Bruce Lee everything he knows!


    "atomicpoet is a great and wonderful teacher. He's also very handsome." -- atomicpoet's mom


    Fact: In a real fight people will only throw wild punches at you in slow motion which are easily blocked or slipped.


    "atomicpoet is a master of 8 different deadly styles of martial arts." -- atomicpoet

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    How do I send you money to learn your secrets?

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    Your mom sounds nice.

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    But can you take on Master Li's Anything Goes Bedroom Battle?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister View Post
    Your mom sounds nice.
    And she's obviously raised a fine, not to mention, talented son.


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    Only badasses quote themselves.

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    Allow me to come to your temple and sweep your floor.
    "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the **** out of you.
    And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

    "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

    "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

    "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

    "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

    "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!

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    As governor, atomicpoet has appointed seven of his relatives to government positions. Can America stand for a president that engages in this kind of nepotism?

    As principal of New Hampshire's first charter school, atomicpoet used federal funds that should have been set aside for academic purposes to throw a lavish year-end party for his staff. Is this the kind of decadence America wants to see in the White House?

    As city alderman, atomicpoet has eaten over twelve dozen babies, most of them black. Doesn't he know the racial demographics in this country have changed? What about the Asian babies?

    Can you trust atomicpoet?

    Vote Darkman for President!



    Darkman:

    Tough on crime.

    Tough on greed.

    Vote Darkman, and take the fucking elephant for America.


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    And who do you think taught Steven Segal?

    atomicpoet

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    Dare I mention Chuck - Fucking - Norris
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

    ~Ella Wheeler

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