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    Vladimir Putin teams up with Steven Seagal

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013...physical-jerks

    "In what seemed to be a choreographed incident, Seagal rushed into a crowd of children trying to pose with Putin and pulled him out, as if acting as his bodyguard."

    I don't think it was choreographed. Seagal looks rather confused in the photo's. Maybe hungry.

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    "Appears with the film actor Steven Seagal at an event aimed at promoting healthy lifestyles among young people."

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    **** the magical fat man.

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    So I guess they bonded over a shared love of kidnapping and locking up women?


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    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bezmond View Post
    I don't think it was choreographed. Seagal looks rather confused in the photo's. Maybe hungry.
    Hungry??? He looks like he just ate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    "Appears with the film actor Steven Seagal at an event aimed at promoting healthy lifestyles among young people."

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!
    This defines irony; Steven Seagal and fitness do not belong in the same sentence. I would never agree with Putin's politics, but have always been impressed with his level of fitness. He is a badass (pretty much a dictator, but a badass nonetheless).


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    Seagal says he has Russian heritage and can speak some Russian.
    From The Guardian UK.


    Hooy na ny.

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    Seagal says he has Russian heritage and can speak some Russian.
    Seagal claims whatever heritage benefits him. When he was doing his ecologically friendly ****, he claimed to be Native American. He is a true Master (of self-promotion).


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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc View Post
    Seagal claims whatever heritage benefits him. When he was doing his ecologically friendly ****, he claimed to be Native American. He is a true Master (of self-promotion).

    More gold:

    "Nothing short of viewing it could give you a true idea of the self-sabotaging awesomeness of On Deadly Ground, but you should know that among countless gems, there is an epilogue in which a fringe-jacketed Seagal character delivers a speech about environmental damage at the Alaska State Capitol and some Native Americans beatify him or something.

    Interviewed last year, Seagal described that speech as "exactly what Al Gore did 18 years later that he got an Academy award and a Nobel peace prize for".

    Well, almost exactly.

    "I was a little ahead of my time," Seagal went on. "But I think that for mankind, that's probably the most important work I've done.""

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/lo...ahead-ponytail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bezmond View Post
    More gold:

    "Nothing short of viewing it could give you a true idea of the self-sabotaging awesomeness of On Deadly Ground
    I am so busted! Confession time; I have seen most of his movies, purely for entertainment value and not for training purposes LOL.

    In his own mind, he is quite the statesman and philosopher; he is ahead of his time. His gut also arrives a tad before the rest of him.


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