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  1. CoffeeFan is offline
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    Posted On:
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    I've decided to take Krav Maga........Online.



    Krav Maga is awesome.

    Now it's been sold out and diluted like $10 drinks at a concert, but th3 R3al Kr@v is effective and mean. I've always wanted to learn Krav Maga, but never got around to it.

    Recently when cleaning up my inbox I came across this random Krav Maga spam. Here is the email as it was sent to me. I've made no changes to the wording at all.

    Self defense for women and men

    Have you ever been a participant robbery? Were you raped? Have you been robbed? I hope that none of you that did not happen. Learn self-defense and rescue your life. Learn at home to get out of the night walking alive and well. Neutralize an opponent for a few seconds. Krav Maga known master of self defense teaches you to dispose of adversaries.

    You're All Alone Attacked By A Stranger. What Do You Do?

    Click here! You must be a master of self defense: http://www.selfdefensekravmaga.com/?hop=mixplat

    You Need To End The Fight In A Few Seconds. You Can't Rely On Nice Moves Or To Be Gentle And Polite.
    You Have To Be Relentless And Do Whatever You Can To Win The Fight Quickly.

    "Krav Maga The Best Self Defense Method For Street Fighting Is Finally Available As A Complete Home Study Course! Learn The Special Moves Used By The Israeli Army, FBI and CIA Designed To Overcome Face To Face Attackers In Seconds!"

    Click here! You must be a master of self defense: http://www.selfdefensekravmaga.com/?hop=mixplat
    Must be legit. Whose the instructor?



    Israeli = Legit. Videos?



    $47 and 60 day guarantee, why not? I can do a training log of my attempts to utilize the techniques during free grappling.

    *click*
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    I like how he sticks his butt out to push off any attackers from behind. This man thinks outside the box of 1v1 fights, he's prepared to defend himself against multiple assailants. You guys have no idea who you're messing with here. Look at those biceps, this man is trained to KILL. Mediocre "sports" have nothing on him. What a badass.

    Hell, when I grow up, I wanna be just like him! Ahhh... one can dream.
  3. Vorpal is online now
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    I may be in. Do we get a t-shirt? I feel it would be sporting to advise the world of my newly acquired badassedry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeFan View Post
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    Defense against the Jewels Grab.

    This guy knows his deadly alright.
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    I think I have that same shirt he is wearing. Does that mean I'm already a black shirt in the Krav?
    Combatives training log.

    Gezere: paraphrase from Bas Rutten, Never escalate the level of violence in fight you are losing. :D

    Drum thread

    Pavel Tsatsouline: kettlebell workouts give you “cardio without the dishonour of aerobics”.
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    So Krav is another one of those arts that requires a combination of jogging gear and military apparel to participate in? Damn, I only have the jogging suit....
  7. Vorpal is online now
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    Quote Originally Posted by vaquero de las nalgas View Post
    So Krav is another one of those arts that requires a combination of jogging gear and military apparel to participate in? Damn, I only have the jogging suit....
    I still have extra camo from when we stopped the Mayan Apocalypse. Give me your sizes.
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    I've been motivated to join this dojo. After reading this thread I did four sets of one pull-ups and 10 sets of 2 push-ups and I ran a half of a mile last week. I also bought $400 worth of supplements from Wal-Mart and cut the sleeves off of all of my t-shirts. I'll send a school review next week when I rank up. *Spoiler-It was badass and I am prepared to kill everyone.
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by vaquero de las nalgas View Post
    So Krav is another one of those arts that requires a combination of jogging gear and military apparel to participate in? Damn, I only have the jogging suit....
    I think you're thinking of Systema, where the official uniform is either your old military clothes or your least-premium tracksuit.
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    Israeli = Legit.

    Israel apologizes.
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