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    English prosecutors want a statement from an "officer" present at the scene of arrest. Will not listen when told that Peaches is a K9. Following statement results.
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    No offence ( to your profession ) but in this case the law is an ass...

    Hopefully nothing will come of it except more embarrassment for the CPS!
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    If the dog can write maybe they should take it more seriously?
    Considered in the abstract the boxing ring is an altar of sorts, one of those legendary spaces where the laws of a nation are suspended: inside the ropes, during an officially regulated three-minute round, a man may be killed by his opponent's hands but he cannot be legally murdered. Boxing inhabits a sacred space predating civilization; or, to use D.H. Lawrence's phrase, before God was love. If it suggests a savage ceremony or a rite of atonement it also suggests the futility of such gestures. For what possible atonement is the fight waged if it must shortly be waged again... and again? The boxing match is the very image, the more terrifying for being so stylized, of mankind's collective aggression; its ongoing historical madness.
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    If the dog can write maybe they should take it more seriously?
    I don't know, can you trust a hound that praises itself?
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    If the dog can write maybe they should take it more seriously?
    Seriously, that report is better written than ones my human subordinates have turned in to me in the past.

    "Saw bad guy, arrested same:.

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    I don't know, can you trust a hound that praises itself?
    I find high levels of self esteem healty and desirable in a dog and/or policeman
    Considered in the abstract the boxing ring is an altar of sorts, one of those legendary spaces where the laws of a nation are suspended: inside the ropes, during an officially regulated three-minute round, a man may be killed by his opponent's hands but he cannot be legally murdered. Boxing inhabits a sacred space predating civilization; or, to use D.H. Lawrence's phrase, before God was love. If it suggests a savage ceremony or a rite of atonement it also suggests the futility of such gestures. For what possible atonement is the fight waged if it must shortly be waged again... and again? The boxing match is the very image, the more terrifying for being so stylized, of mankind's collective aggression; its ongoing historical madness.
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    If the dog can write maybe they should take it more seriously?
    He's not that bright. He signed in the wrong blank on the bottom of the form. I'll bet at least 50% of the human constabulary sign in the correct blank (when they remember to sign in either blank).

    On the plus side, he didn't add in a phony confession (e.g., "It's a fair cop, Guv', you got me bang to rights!") as the more cynical British crime novels I read insist is nearly universal practice for British police.
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    He's not that bright. He signed in the wrong blank on the bottom of the form. I'll bet at least 50% of the human constabulary sign in the correct blank (when they remember to sign in either blank).

    On the plus side, he didn't add in a phony confession (e.g., "It's a fair cop, Guv', you got me bang to rights!") as the more cynical British crime novels I read insist is nearly universal practice for British police.

    You wish to point all of that out and yet you miss the mini-paw print?
    Don't make me agree with wabbit, please.
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    I find high levels of self esteem healty and desirable in a dog and/or policeman
    Yes all to the good, but how can we be sure he's not living only in his own self narrative?
    That man may not of been bad, he may just have been carrying sausages.
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    Well we can at least agree that the man tasted good

    can't we?
    Considered in the abstract the boxing ring is an altar of sorts, one of those legendary spaces where the laws of a nation are suspended: inside the ropes, during an officially regulated three-minute round, a man may be killed by his opponent's hands but he cannot be legally murdered. Boxing inhabits a sacred space predating civilization; or, to use D.H. Lawrence's phrase, before God was love. If it suggests a savage ceremony or a rite of atonement it also suggests the futility of such gestures. For what possible atonement is the fight waged if it must shortly be waged again... and again? The boxing match is the very image, the more terrifying for being so stylized, of mankind's collective aggression; its ongoing historical madness.
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