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    Joe Son sighted in political smear campaign

    Noted MMA fighter/rapist/prison murderer/testicle reminescer Joe Son recently popped up almost subliminally while I was watching a crazy-as-**** political commercial by some unmedicated LA politician that showed some old-person scaring gangstas holding AKs like they've never held a gun before. Like all old white politician probably imagine rap videos unfold, they brandish AKs and give a nod to a stripper's well-covered ass, as pictures of gangsters go by. Including this one:

    Here's the video I saw it in:


    So, yeah. Joe Son's mugshot superimposed across some girl's ass. Its like modern art or something

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    Janice Hahn got some booty poppin' skillz, bruh. Booty booty booty rockin' everywhere. Shakin' dat money maker!

    All Janice Hahn's camp needs to do is change the voice over and some of the wording written on screen and distribute it to "da streetz". Then all the not yet nicked homies be votin' for her so they homies in da pen gotz dem some liberty.

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    I guess some people don't appreciate sarcasm.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    This is simultaneously one of the worst and one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

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    I don't know why I always find myself so fascinated with the continuing life and legacy of Joe Son, but I do. This is certainly... interesting.

    On a related note: Does anyone know if there are/were any students of his 'Joe Son Do' style? I mean... I doubt he'll be teaching anyone these days, but did he ever actually have a school?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gosai View Post
    I don't know why I always find myself so fascinated with the continuing life and legacy of Joe Son, but I do. This is certainly... interesting.

    On a related note: Does anyone know if there are/were any students of his 'Joe Son Do' style? I mean... I doubt he'll be teaching anyone these days, but did he ever actually have a school?
    From what I read "Joe Son Do" was made up just to get Kimo in the UFC at the time.
    Joe Son took Kimo to an office to meet the original owners and Kimo just sat there Ivan Drago style whilst Joe Son told them he was a super freak martial arts beast who studied under him.
    It worked.

    I cant imagine anybody will own up to being his student anyway so we will probably never know.
    King without a crown

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    Whatever Joe Son Do was, Keith Hackney had the answer. Its almost as if he knew that Son had kidnapped a girl with a bunch of other dudes and gangbang raped her in the back of a car.

    Maybe we could get Hackney-Cole for the next WSOF, UFC 1 rules.

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    I guess the worst part of it is that if you think on it for more than two fucking seconds, hiring ex gang members for information on gang activity and how to deal with it is a really fucking good idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    I guess the worst part of it is that if you think on it for more than two fucking seconds, hiring ex gangbang members for information on gangbanging activity and how to deal with it is a really fucking good idea.
    Fixed.

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