Animals not doing martial arts. [56k die!]

**PizDoff** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 3:17pm

In this brilliant thread we post pictures of animals doing movements with each other that Kung fu inspired karate is the Chinese fist which loops in a curve like a snake climbing a crane pecking the eye of the tiger whereupon an intellectual person like yourself chanced upon this perilous encounter and gained an epiphany so he decided to document his gleaned knowledge on cave walls and YouTube and he lived happily after selling videos online and some from token ad revenue on YouTube because he had a lot of subscribers but that was mainly due to his pug videos which acted like a cat jumping into boxes and climbing in a cute jiggly manner.

Cat used Wing Chun! It's not effective!

from here

Unrelated gif.

Cute puppy!

**Stickybomb** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 3:28pm

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 3:37pm

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 3:39pm

**Syphilis** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 3:55pm

Originally Posted by Stickybomb

We are SO SUPER Fucked when the bears decide to fight us and our guns somehow malfunction. We have no idea how to grapple with biting like they do, in addition to the weight advantage even over the average american.

I fear the Bear Jihad

**erezb** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 4:18pm

I had a guy not too long ago tell me that he raised racoons as pets and that they would kill cats on a regular basis. We don't have raccoons here, so maybe one of you can enlighten me about who would win a fight, a coon or a cat.

**Stickybomb** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 4:26pm

I think the 'coon is more witty and has an incredible awareness what he can do with his able little paws, he might just pick up a rock and bash a cat over the head with it. The cat might have a speed advantage and razor sharp claws, but unless it's a cougar, I would bet on the 'coon. But I'm really not a credible source since I only saw raccoons in captivity and no organized matches were held.

**Stickybomb** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 4:30pm

Originally Posted by Syphilis

We are SO SUPER Fucked when the bears decide to fight us and our guns somehow malfunction. We have no idea how to grapple with biting like they do, in addition to the weight advantage even over the average american.

I fear the Bear Jihad

Pushin your enemy into your crap is the icing on the cake.

**lionknight** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 4:32pm

Originally Posted by erezb

I had a guy not too long ago tell me that he raised racoons as pets and that they would kill cats on a regular basis. We don't have raccoons here, so maybe one of you can enlighten me about who would win a fight, a coon or a cat.

Bet on the racoon.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 5:11pm

For a while I got to watch a catfight about once a day, and I noticed a common theme in the funny looking way that they fight- they use the "all weapons towards opponent" concept, but because their weapons are at the end of their feet, their ideal attack method is to be either lying on the back so all four legs can claw up, or to leap through the air so all four legs can claw down. Which kinda seems like instinctive buttscooting and guard pulling. Which, oddly enough, are tactics that don't appear in tiger or leopard kung fu.