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  1. Azatdawn is offline

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    7/31/2012 9:21am


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    Systema Sparring - 2 vs 1

    • If you ever wondered how to defend yourself against two retarded humanoids that move in a slow-motion weed-induced trance while you're prancing around only slightly slower than real time, watch in awe.
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  2. mike321 is online now

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    7/31/2012 9:32am


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    And he still lost! The zombie dudes scored cleaner strikes in the slow motion match and established position to end the fight.
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    Systema Sparring - 2 vs 1

    Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man...
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    Real Russian Deadly Self-Defense:

    Step 1) Be a giant

    Step 2) Be indestructible

    Step 3) Punch really really hard

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    Posted On:
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    Systema Sparring - 2 vs 1

    This is fucking painful to watch. Sorry man I can't finish your vid.
  6. slamdunc is online now
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike321 View Post
    And he still lost! The zombie dudes scored cleaner strikes in the slow motion match and established position to end the fight.
    That was pretty sad; when they move in slow-motion, maybe they have more time to think about their technique.

  7. Robdogg is offline

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    Systema Sparring - 2 vs 1

    I didn't realize that Systema teaches you to keep your hands down. by your ribs.
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    Well now we know what not to do in a fight against two opponents...
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    Systema Sparring - 2 vs 1

    Perhaps MMA is just a very different game then fighting multiple opponents? With multiple opponents position is the most important, and he obviously hasn't mastered that yet. He continuously faces 2 guys at the same time, standing in the middle, which is not a smart thing to do. But he could always mention on his site he 'sparred bareknuckle with multiple trained Russian heavyweights at the same time' :)
  10. erezb is offline

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    8/06/2012 11:58am


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    The sad thing is that systema attracts big tough hard working Russians and teaches them basically the funky chicken.
    Now, with Ikido, (at least here) it usually attracts the old the nerd and the non aggressive, so you can't really tell them to leave it and go do Boxing because it is either Ikido or nothing, and i actually think that Ikido is much better than nothing.
    This guys probably go out there and win fights because of their size strength and former training in sports and attribute it to systema.

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