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    Making Your Own Mouthguard

    Title was going to be, "Help me Bullshido, you're my only hope - Shout out to Alderaan". But let's keep **** topical.

    So my homie, whose name starts with Q and ends in dot (let's call him Q-dot for tidiness sake) is in a bit of a pickle.

    I just left my house for the day carrying all the **** I need to check out a martial arts school plus the usual gear. So I'm carrying one large shoulder bag plus a case. That's a lot of **** to lug around.

    People keep asking me what the **** is in the case. I tell them it's my suit of armour, because I'm filling in for Iron Man while is on official Avenger duty. I do this because "**** off" may be construed as offensive.

    But to the point, I forgot my fucking mouthguard. And yes, they are cheap and widely available. But there is no fucking way I'm lugging all that **** into town to get one. Plus I'm busy today and don't have time. How I found time to write this **** out is a mystery to me.

    Anyway, I have to make a mouthguard. Yes, my design will be awesome, because I'm Tony Stark with melanin, but let's see what you guys can come up with.
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    You can use the rubber lining from your boyfriend's cup.
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    Whatever the materials it can't be edible or compactible, or there's a chance it'd get sucked into your windpipe causing certain death.
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    A hard look that says "don't even think about hitting me in the mouth"?
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    Tape that **** up!! Didn't you read the other thread? Tape the ears, tape the teeth!

    For real. I used tape one time when I didn't bring my mouth piece to a rugby game. I used that white athletic tape, I took two strips and taped them to each other so that both of the sticky parts were in the middle. Then put a couple more layers on. Fold in half and presto!
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    I'm thinking this one is appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    You can use the rubber lining from your boyfriend's cup.
    Why not just use the rubber lining from my cup?
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.
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    Why not just use the rubber lining from my cup?
    As a respected and prominent physician, I could never recommend trading your own nut safety for lip safety.
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