The Rob Tucker Thread (formerly "Alliance team giving away brown belts in FL")

[frank586]

Rob Tucker got his brown belt after 6 months of purple belt only becouse he opened his own gym or maybe he is a real fk Ninja.

[jnp]

Thread moved to the YMAS forum because it is nothing but the OP's hearsay.

frank586, here is a link to the stickie that outlines the posting requirement for putting up a new thread in MABS, the investigative forum wherein you originally posted this thread,

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57547

[Tom .C]

Rob Tucker got his brown belt after 6 months of purple belt only becouse he opened his own gym or maybe he is a real fk Ninja.

Rob Tucker then punched a puppy for no reason and pushed an old lady in a wheel chair into traffic.

[Chili Pepper]

Rob Tucker drank my last beer.

[Gabetuno]

Rob Tucker once at an entire train full of passengers, piece by piece, AFTER derailing it with his penis.

[ermghoti]

Rob Tucker was the uncredited vocal coach behind "Hot Problems."

Rob Tucker is the reason your cell phone battery doesn't last as long as you can hold your breath.

Rob Tucker causes global climate change.

You say "tomayto," I say "tomahto," Rob Tucker says "I CAN FIT A SCREWDRIVER IN MY PEE-PEE HOLE!"

Rob Tucker invented comic sans seriff.

Rob Tucker wrote the 877-kars-4-kids jingle.

Rob Tucker finds Dane Cook funny.

When you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Then, Rob Tucker sneaks into your room and eats the Kleenex.

Rob Tucker is Goatse Guy.

[Diesel_tke]

Rob Tucker ate my shorts.

[Pharabus]

Rob Tucker invented comic sans seriff.

bastard!

[DKJr]

Rob Tucker tapes Bucaneers games without the express written consent of the NFL.

Rob Tucker doesn't say thank you when you hold the door open for him.

Rob Tucker uses kittens as clay pigeons when shooting skeet.

[thorthe power]

Mosquitos don't bite Rob Tucker...purely out of respect.
Sharks, have a week dedicated to Rob Tucker.