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    What's scarier then all of Halloween and excessive candy put together?

    Mega martial arts stripes like a tiger that we look in its eye! Who else heard Rocky music and instantly envisioned a glorious heartbeat stirring training montage of kiai's and disintegrating pine boards. Oh the pine boards!

    Seriously, how many stripes do you need on a yellow belt in that karate or Tae Kwown Do or Rex Kwon Do or whatever system that poor kid is a master yellow belt in?

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    I can't even count how many stripes he has, my eyes are getting blurry. I bet he's a Hall of Fame in some organization, goodness me we got lots of those right?

    Looks like Chinese characters, can anyone translate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizDoff View Post
    Mega martial arts stripes like a tiger that we look in its eye! Who else heard Rocky music and instantly envisioned a glorious heartbeat stirring training montage of kiai's and disintegrating pine boards. Oh the pine boards!

    Seriously, how many stripes do you need on a yellow belt in that karate or Tae Kwown Do or Rex Kwon Do or whatever system that poor kid is a master yellow belt in?

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    I can't even count how many stripes he has, my eyes are getting blurry. I bet he's a Hall of Fame in some organization, goodness me we got lots of those right?

    Looks like Chinese characters, can anyone translate?
    Is he from one of those schools where they have "gold" as the final belt color? If not why all the stripes!
    It looks like 9 stripes but I am not 100% sure they are to close together.

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    Just think of all the testing fees!
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    Those aren't black stripes on a yellow belt. Those are yellow stripes on a black belt. The kid's a fucking badass.
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    What's going on with that kid's fist?

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    The one of the right looks like he is pushing out the first two knuckles. Can any Okinawan karate or karate-ka elucidate?
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    You guys realized that's two kids, right? Brothers probably.

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    What's scarier than Halloween is when Pizdoff tries to be funny.

    Also, I personally think we should stick to making fun of adults.
    Shut the hell up and train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizDoff View Post
    The one of the right looks like he is pushing out the first two knuckles. Can any Okinawan karate or karate-ka elucidate?
    I think it's oni-te... or maybe that's the one with one finger out...
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    I had 3 stripes on one of my yellow belts.

    I freaking grand mastered that belt.

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