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    How hardcore is yoru coach's training?

    Because my coach regularly sends me photos of my phobias on my phone. Physical, emotional and mental training/abuse.


    Yup.

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    I don't think it's appropriate for Omega to send you vagina pics before you turn 18.
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    That's the most Krav thing I've ever read. That's Kravver than a ************...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirc View Post
    Because my coach regularly sends me photos of my phobias on my phone. Physical, emotional and mental training/abuse.


    Yup.
    Are you bragging or complaining?

    Have you been choked out repeatedly until you finally figure out how to escape?
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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    Quote Originally Posted by RWaggs View Post
    I don't think it's appropriate for Omega to send you vagina pics before you turn 18.
    Look, I know you're jesting. But let me tell you this. I don't know how he does it, but he sends me photos of me being in my late 20's, balding, slightly overweight and with a girlfriend that I "settled" for. Our relationship is a mere mockery of what I truly desire. Mostly because I know I can't actually do any better and this is pretty much the plateau of what I've become. I work at a job that I hate unable to do the things that I have a passion for. So I start drinking and smoking weed as a way to escape the bitter realities of becoming a dreamless, useless drone. Punching the card, pushing the buttons, day by day, my choices and emotions harden in a rhythmic metronome of mediocrity. I try to look back and wonder where I gave up and gave in to the system having lost the fire that drove me to my past achievements and triumphs, but it's obscured in a foggy mist of bills and expectations from a girlfriend who is so terrified of being alone she hasn't spent more than 3 days without me by her side. I find myself hiding in the bathroom feigning stomach issues so I can have some time alone. Sometimes I wake up a half hour or so before the alarm goes off and take those precious few moments to live in a world where nobody needs me and expects from me. It's ruined by her shrill unattractive voice and the slopping sound of her sloughing off the sheets as she ungracefully rolls out of bed like a larvae escaping its cocoon. I wonder if I'm impotent or just absolutely a shell of a man. She has assassinated my sexual identity and I have lost my dreams.

    Omega's a real artist, I tell ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    Are you bragging or complaining?

    Have you been choked out repeatedly until you finally figure out how to escape?
    Interestingly enough, YES! Sometimes, I get choked out just as a demonstration to n00bies on what it looks like when your partner gets choked out.

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    Sirc,

    All past bullshit between us aside.

    You need to cut loose from that gal. She's probably not going to change and it's probably only going to get worse.

    She's a drain on your spirit.

    Does she swallow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    Sirc,

    All past bullshit between us aside.

    You need to cut loose from that gal. She's probably not going to change and it's probably only going to get worse.

    She's a drain on your spirit.

    Does she swallow?
    Note that that whole thing was in future tense.

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    I heart Sirc, but I often find that we think totally opposite. I'm more afraid that I'll spend so much time worrying about the future that I miss out on how great my life actually is, and that I may go through life unsatisfied because what I have is never enough, like Conan on his throne of skulls, wearing his crown over a troubled brow. Its a similarly difficult image to capture and send to someone's phone.

    I suspect that Sirc thinks this way sometimes too though, because he thinks people's first world problems are silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirc View Post
    Interestingly enough, YES! Sometimes, I get choked out just as a demonstration to n00bies on what it looks like when your partner gets choked out.
    If he's choking you out because you cant' escape or give up to soon, and you are sticking around through that, good for you.

    As for being a choke dummy, well, I do that all the time.
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