Egyptian Martial Art Sucks!

**Rzero** · Posted On: 1/19/2011 2:57pm

The original was funny but it needed better music.

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Watch Now!

**pokeroo** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 11:52am

So, I take it he tried to reconstruct their ancient fighting techniques from hieroglyphs? I guess he didn't realize that the ancient Egyptians had no concept of "realism".

**Permalost** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 12:19pm

Originally Posted by pokeroo

I guess he didn't realize that the ancient Egyptians had no concept of "realism".

Or that he had no concept of a third dimension.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 5:32pm

He's looked at hieroglyphs and figured that ancient Egyptians held their bodies like that all the time. He really has, hasn't he?

**Hedgehogey** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 5:44pm

Better ideas:

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 8/22/2011 5:48pm

Hedge if you ever again suggest that Stargate is anything other than the direct word of god, I swear I will fly to DC and personally throw you on your head.

So help me Thor!