USA, 2011: Conan the Barbarian
In honor of one whole year doing Fight Film Fridays, I am glad to present my very first video review!
Conan the Barbarian
Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy
And, of course, special thanks to everyone here at Bullshido. Without you wonderful bunch of barbarians, none of this would be possible.
Hahahahahaaa that was my exact problem. It felt like a TV Show condensed into a movie. Various episodes strung together to make a story. Stretch this out, like Game of Thrones, on a premium channel and it would be good.
It was to nerdy for mainstream and the fact it only pulled 3,5 mil isn't to good..
Your review was a million times better than the movie.
I will say you are right that it was nice to be able to actually see the action sequences unfold. Too many films give me twitchy, too-close camera work. And I did enjoy watching Rose McGowan ham it up.
Otherwise, I just going to agree with this review:
Oh, and nice video.
"Original film...features one of the most iconic movie soundtracks of all time".
One more thing I should've said before.
Why should I feel the least bit guilty about comparing this schlock with the original movie or the stories? I'm not the one who decided to title it "Conan the Barbarian in 3D." The producers, script writers (there were three credited script writers -- THREE!!!), and the director are all begging for the comparison.
They could've remade The Beastmaster.
I would actually be more likely to see that than this current heaping pile of mediocrity.
Originally Posted by Styygens
Originally Posted by Matt Phillips
What I wrote about the movie:
Originally Posted by Rafe
Also, YES, Costner's Robin Hood is really my favorite movie of all time.
White Supremacy when a Black Man was running everything?
Bwaaahaaahahaa thanks for that. No, don't go into detail that's just funny.
Wow. It couldn't beat spy kids 4 in America.....damn
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