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    The Chun has Bruce, Karate has the Kid, JJJ has...

    No 'great' martial art is complete without an appropriately lauded hollywood/movie star to represent what the art stands for to the suitably impressionable, naive and cash wielding youth (or young at heart).

    There are no shortage of examples for CMA's (Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Jackie Chan etc.), Karate has its share (the karate Kid, Chuck Norris etc.) but as a JJJ apologist (special thanks to JNP for adding that to my vocabulary) I felt there was something lacking in my style. This void could only be filled by a slick, talented and smooth practitioner of the ancient samurai art of jujitsu bringing all that is great about it to the big screen.

    At last, after years of searching, I've finally found my movie idol for JJJ:


    But not only blessed with martial skills, his adept acting touch has inspired me to follow a new career in acting:


    Thank you, Samurai Cop! Thankyou

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    HOLY CRAP!!! that was baaaaad

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    The Chun doesn't have Bruce. They just pretend they do.

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    As glorious as Samurai Cop is, isn't Steven Seagal already the face of JJJ in movies?
    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Phillips View Post
    Bullshido is not like the police department, or even POWNET; it really just gets random hard ons and then follows it's dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hapkido_keith View Post
    As glorious as Samurai Cop is, isn't Steven Seagal already the face of JJJ in movies?
    Unfortunately Mr Seagal is claimed by Aikidoka's as their movie-poster boy. Luckily I've snatched up someone better for JJJ. :D

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    Supreme acting ability, excellent script... I must have blinked when this was number 1 at the box office :)

    -Ken

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaohu View Post
    The Chun doesn't have Bruce. They just pretend they do.
    Donnie Yen then?

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    Hahah it's fantastic. Acting so poor i was waiting for the porn to start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Volya View Post
    Hahah it's fantastic. Acting so poor i was waiting for the porn to start.
    Well I would hate for you to be disappointed.

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    Wow... just... wow... I hate to sound a post theif, but I thought this was a porno too. Ever see Carribbean Undercover? This is almost as good, and has some of the same actors.

    Thank you cualltaigh, I needed a laugh after watching the Mores Agbeko fight.

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