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    Chewing gum self defense with Lara Croft

    • May also work with bubblegum - check with your Soke.

      Mentioned on here before - probably should have its own entry...
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    I've been studying these videos for some time and I now believe I have enough information to come up with a foolproof plan to rape her.

    Wish me luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    I've been studying these videos for some time and I now believe I have enough information to come up with a foolproof plan to rape her.

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    You're really going to glue your nostrils shut?
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    She won't know what hit her.
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    Chewing gum self defense with Lara Croft

    I would self defense the **** out of her.
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    Chewing gum self defense with Lara Croft

    I came for the boobs and stayed for the boobs sorry didn't learn any new techniques.
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    At some point she will get naked. The clothes get skimpier and skimpier.
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    If a much larger, stronger man is attacking you and has his hands on you, definitely piss him off by putting gum in his nose, and make sure you don't accidentally do something that hurts him while you're busy doing that. It definitely won't make the situation worse.
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    Reading the comments apparently these tips come from someone untrained.
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    Sexy nut kicks.

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