Rude Jitsu

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 3:08pm

For those who grapple and spar, do you ever do stuff just to be a dick? I do. Non-technique, nothing that will injure my partners, and nothing that would piss me off if done to me - just little irritating things because I think it's funny. My favorite dick move:

Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.

Share your favorite dick moves here.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 3:17pm

I like to tickle during ground work
seprates the men from the boys!

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 3:25pm

Mounted tea bag.

**Gezere** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 3:31pm

Originally Posted by tao.jonez

For those who grapple and spar, do you ever do stuff just to be a dick? I do. Non-technique, nothing that will injure my partners, and nothing that would piss me off if done to me - just little irritating things because I think it's funny. My favorite dick move:

Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.

Share your favorite dick moves here.

Too many to list. However one that is definitely on the top of the list is my "ILOVEYOUHUGYOUSQUEEZEYOUNEVERLETYOUGO" from the guard. I get a over/under and hold my partner tightly while saying the phrase in a a high pitched voice, then screaming NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! when they try to get me off them. This is all an set up because it leads to a choke when they try to get space. So not only did I act like a dick but I choked them as well.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 3:32pm

Originally Posted by Gezere

So not only did I act like a dick but I choked them as well.

Choked by a dick. Now explain that to the wife!

***jnp*** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 3:52pm

Originally Posted by tao.jonez

Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.

That's funny, the Machados teach this as a technique to break grips or overcome certain choke defenses.

***WhiteShark*** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 3:56pm

Yeah the head rattle is a legit grip break IMO.

I use pressure points to create armbar openings. Especially the armpit.

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 3:57pm

That was actually how it started. My instructor showed us to shake the arm or push/pull to break the grip. I just modified for hilarity.

Edit -wait, you're saying the Machados actually taught the head bounce thing? (sadface)

***jnp*** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 4:02pm

Originally Posted by tao.jonez

That was actually how it started. My instructor showed us to shake the arm or push/pull to break the grip. I just modified for hilarity.

Edit -wait, you're saying the Machados actually taught the head bounce thing? (sadface)

No. They teach to shake, shake, shake the grips to break them. No head bouncing is necessary.

Edit: You do have to shake the leg in the armbar variation, but that doesn't mean you need to bounce their head off the ground. I use the "shake" technique to break up grip-based choke defenses more that anything else.