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  1. tao.jonez is offline
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    For those who grapple and spar, do you ever do stuff just to be a dick? I do. Non-technique, nothing that will injure my partners, and nothing that would piss me off if done to me - just little irritating things because I think it's funny. My favorite dick move:

    Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.

    Share your favorite dick moves here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    For those who grapple and spar, do you ever do stuff just to be a dick? I do. Non-technique, nothing that will injure my partners, and nothing that would piss me off if done to me - just little irritating things because I think it's funny. My favorite dick move:

    Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.

    Share your favorite dick moves here.
    Too many to list. However one that is definitely on the top of the list is my "ILOVEYOUHUGYOUSQUEEZEYOUNEVERLETYOUGO" from the guard. I get a over/under and hold my partner tightly while saying the phrase in a a high pitched voice, then screaming NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! when they try to get me off them. This is all an set up because it leads to a choke when they try to get space. So not only did I act like a dick but I choked them as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gezere View Post
    So not only did I act like a dick but I choked them as well.
    Choked by a dick. Now explain that to the wife!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.
    That's funny, the Machados teach this as a technique to break grips or overcome certain choke defenses.
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    Yeah the head rattle is a legit grip break IMO.

    I use pressure points to create armbar openings. Especially the armpit.
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    That was actually how it started. My instructor showed us to shake the arm or push/pull to break the grip. I just modified for hilarity.


    Edit -wait, you're saying the Machados actually taught the head bounce thing? (sadface)
    Last edited by tao.jonez; 6/14/2011 4:00pm at . Reason: Now it's not that funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    That was actually how it started. My instructor showed us to shake the arm or push/pull to break the grip. I just modified for hilarity.


    Edit -wait, you're saying the Machados actually taught the head bounce thing? (sadface)
    No. They teach to shake, shake, shake the grips to break them. No head bouncing is necessary.

    Edit: You do have to shake the leg in the armbar variation, but that doesn't mean you need to bounce their head off the ground. I use the "shake" technique to break up grip-based choke defenses more that anything else.
    Last edited by jnp; 6/14/2011 4:08pm at .
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