Super ninja that trains aikido for 3 months

**buakaw** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 7:05am

So, a friend of mine was talking about how awesome and d3adly aikido was. He even got 2 guys punching him and took them to the ground, of course they were straight punches and in "slow motion".
We made a bet for a beer, that I could give any kind of punch, with any speed I wanted and if he could block it I would pay a beer to him.
So, he put his hands in a strange shape like he was expecting a front punch and I asked, "Can I?", and he repplied "Sure!".
So, I hit him with a cross and he just... Well he just fell.
Sad thing is, he still owes me a beer, and his girlfriend hates me now, not because he was KO, but because I "destroyed the poor guy's dreams".

**stealth_monkey** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 7:18am

Originally Posted by buakaw

So, a friend of mine was talking about how awesome and d3adly aikido was. He even got 2 guys punching him and took them to the ground, of course they were straight punches and in "slow motion".
We made a bet for a beer, that I could give any kind of punch, with any speed I wanted and if he could block it I would pay a beer to him.
So, he put his hands in a strange shape like he was expecting a front punch and I asked, "Can I?", and he repplied "Sure!".
So, I hit him with a cross and he just... Well he just fell.
Sad thing is, he still owes me a beer, and his girlfriend hates me now, not because he was KO, but because I "destroyed the poor guy's dreams".

So you'd knock a friend out to prove a completely unimportant point. I'm no psychologist, but trust me, a lot of people in your life hate you, not just his GF

**ADM** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 8:34am

cool story bro!

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 8:47am

wow.
just, wow.

**Azatdawn** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 8:50am

You mock both ninjas and aikido-practitioners. I laughed heartily at your story and am amazed by your manliness.

**Ignorami** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 10:12am

**shaolin pimp** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 12:03pm

I take it op does muay thai (buakaw)? is his girlfriend hot? if not then so ****!

**JingMerchant!** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 2:06pm

Mr Pimp raises a valuable point! To the OP, Pics of said girlfriend or GTFO sir...!

**jspeedy** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 2:12pm

Originally Posted by stealth_monkey

So you'd knock a friend out to prove a completely unimportant point. I'm no psychologist, but trust me, a lot of people in your life hate you, not just his GF

What good friend wouldn't ko his buddy? Friends don't let friends be delusional douches. Personally I wouldn't have ko'd him in front of his lady though. Some guys take that a little personally.

**JingMerchant!** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 2:26pm

Originally Posted by jspeedy

Friends don't let friends be delusional douches. Personally I wouldn't have ko'd him in front of his lady though. Some guys take that a little personally.

Hmmm, although you have a point, some people are very fond of their delusions...