You guys should've left your balls at home!

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 6:27pm

It's been a while since I trawled YouTube for stuff like this. Guess that it's been accumulating.

Not an ExpertVillage video, surprisingly.

English

Watch Now!

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 6:45pm

I'm sorry for being a bad person, but I want to rape her out of principle.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 6:49pm

showme-selfdefense.com is my new favorite fap site

EDIT:

Amanda is 5' tall and weighs 95 lbs.

:insert random Homer Simpson noise:

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 6:55pm

Dear lord that user has all sorts of videos of win:

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 6:56pm

Search for 'self defense' on
http://www.youtube.com/user/myosource

loads of vids...

e.g.

Now I'm not sure if this is meant to be parody...

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 7:03pm

last time I had a busty gal shove used gum on my nose, it cost me $100

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 7:06pm

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

last time I had a busty gal shove used gum on my nose, it cost me $100

Just looked at the video comments. I'm absolutely flabbergasted that no-one has yet stated that 'she can stuff gum up my nose any time'. The internet is disappointing me tonight.

Edit: one more

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 7:10pm

I'm going to put on my M&Ms Ninja costumes and get me some bustylovin' 2-nite

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 7:21pm

Video is related:

The actual martial application of this technique is probably in a later video.

C'mon, it's got to be at least as effective as dry-swallowing half a box of Mentos, chugging diet coke and then pointing your mouth at your attacker.