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    Vince Tortelli is a bastard

    Well guys and gals every once in awhile I get the pleasure of having one of Mississippi's finest residents pay me a visit at the gym. Vince(Trevor) comes by in-between his college sessions to do some rolling and convey a great story. His story telling skills far surpass Foghorn Leghorn in both detail and accent.

    So we are doing some no gi and I am working to take his big goofy ass down. I launch into a seoinage. Since he is much taller than me I am going to dump him pretty good. This SOB tries to jump my back in the process and knees me in the head real fucking hard. Then to add insult to injury as I slump down to the mat he proceeds to RNC me.

    Seriously it was so bad I had to take a lartab to be able to teach my next class.

    So officially Vince is a bastard.
    Judo is only gentle for the guy on top.

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    I declare POLICE BRUTALITY!!!
    Last edited by Colin; 5/18/2011 9:42am at . Reason: typo

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    Yeah Vince!

    Sorry Josh, he's one of the good guys. Must have kneed you pretty good to hurt that hard head.

    Payback's a bitch next time he drops in (-:

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    Go all Tanya Harding on his ass?

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    be glad it wasn't his brother.
    he may have tried to make puppies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach Josh View Post
    ...This SOB tries to jump my back in the process and knees me in the head real fucking hard. Then to add insult to injury as I slump down to the mat he proceeds to RNC me.

    Seriously it was so bad I had to take a lartab to be able to teach my next class...
    pwned

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    what is this lartab...some kind of erotic massage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    what is this lartab...some kind of erotic massage?
    It's Cajun for meth....

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    Vince can beat up Josh? Didn't see that coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    be glad it wasn't his brother.
    he may have tried to make puppies.
    Yea no ****

    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    what is this lartab...some kind of erotic massage?
    ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Odacon View Post
    Vince can beat up Josh? Didn't see that coming.
    Keep dreaming.
    Judo is only gentle for the guy on top.

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