I've got dreams, dreams to remember

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 3/25/2011 8:16am

This thread is to post your dreams, preferably MA related, and to interpret the dreams of other BSers. I'll start with this relatively mundane dream I had last night:

In the dream I was watching my kids playing on the trampoline. The game was "knockdown" where you try to knock, throw, trip your sibling down and you get points for the number of knockdowns. They looked like they were re-enacting WWE with armthrows, spinning about, and showy, unrealistic attacks.

I was musing on whether I should go and teach the kids some Judo throws and which techniques I would want them to learn. As I jumped out the upstairs window down to the trampoline, I noticed all the bruises I had from my own training and questioned whether I was wise to teach the kids anything like this at all. The bruises were like a cheetah pattern, only brown/yellow/purple.

I examined my bruises, questioned myself and couldn't come to an answer and noticed a Livestrong-type yellow band around my wrist. Never having worn one, I investigated and realized it had WWJD on it. My singular thought before I woke up was "yeah, what WOULD jnp do?"

This is a real dream retold accurately as I can remember. I have never studied judo and the few throws I know, I am weak on - I have been reading some judo postings lately though.

So have at it - interpretations? Dreams you want to share?

**Soldiermedic** · Posted On: 3/25/2011 8:29am

I think that every man, deep down, whether he knows it or not, wishes he were better at judo.

**Hiro Protagonist** · Posted On: 3/25/2011 9:50am

Grappling with Kyra Gracie that we then turn into who is more ticklish.

'Nuff said.

**Devil** · Posted On: 3/25/2011 11:27am

From time to time I have dreams where I'm confronting an intruder, grizzly bear, etc. I'm always armed in the dream, but when I start firing, the bullets come out of the gun in slow motion. They hit the target, but have no effect. What the ****?

I think Crom is telling me to stop carrying the 9mm and start carrying the .45.

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 3/25/2011 12:11pm

The gun represents your sexual prowess, and the intruder bear is father time.

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 3/25/2011 12:15pm

Originally Posted by devil

From time to time I have dreams where I'm confronting an intruder, grizzly bear, etc. I'm always armed in the dream, but when I start firing, the bullets come out of the gun in slow motion. They hit the target, but have no effect. What the ****?

I think Crom is telling me to stop carrying the 9mm and start carrying the .45.

That dream is easy to figure out. It means that no matter how big your problems are, they are always going to beat you.

**PizDoff** · Posted On: 3/25/2011 12:26pm

Originally Posted by tao.jonez

Never having worn one, I investigated and realized it had WWJD on it. My singular thought before I woke up was "yeah, what WOULD jnp do?"

Hah, I laughed

**Permalost** · Posted On: 3/25/2011 12:33pm

Originally Posted by Tom .C

That dream is easy to figure out. It means that no matter how big your problems are, they are always going to beat you.

No sir, Devil will just pull himself up by his own bootstraps until he out-successes his problems.

**Devil** · Posted On: 3/25/2011 12:39pm

Perhaps.

Also, a couple years ago after watching Band of Brothers for about 8 hours in a row, I woke my wife up yelling "Fire in the Hole!"

What does that mean? And no, my wife does not have gonorrhea.