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    More Synthol abuse

    I feel so much better about my nipple-pump extending machine now!

    Also, MR James for the win.
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    I never understood Synthol abusers. Seriously, it looks awful. Is there supposed to be sound with this video?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeFan View Post
    I never understood Synthol abusers. Seriously, it looks awful. Is there supposed to be sound with this video?
    Probably - but there isn't...

    I wonder if the bloke who invented Synthol ever envisioned that there would be guys seriously using it to add four inches to their arms, or injecting 200cc of the stuff into each pec - and thinking that it looked good?
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    I would be embarrassed to have such huge arms yet still be totally weak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra View Post
    I would be embarrassed to have such huge arms yet still be totally weak.
    I'd be more embarrassed at looking like the Stay Puft marshmallow man and/or a melted candle.
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    So, what is the legitimate use for Synthol? People with muscular dystrophy?
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    Just hypothetically...

    What would happen if one inserted this to his ladiespleaser?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pilgrim View Post
    Just hypothetically...

    What would happen if one inserted this to his ladiespleaser?
    Since your "ladiespleaser" is a pump and not a muscle it would mix immediatly with your blood.
    So if Synthol is thinner than blood it will reach every internal organ...don't know what the effects will be, but it won't be good.
    If Synthol is thicker than blood, you can go the hospital and have the doctors use a syringe (with needle) to play darts on your erection so that they can remove all the Synthol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbe9584 View Post
    So, what is the legitimate use for Synthol? People with muscular dystrophy?
    Na, it *is* for bodybuilders. It's intended to fix small imperfections in symmetry (say if you have a bit that goes in when you want it to be smooth, or stick out, like it does on the other side). I don't think that it was ever envisioned that silly people would create their entire physiques out of it...

    Quote Originally Posted by Zendokan View Post
    Since your "ladiespleaser" is a pump and not a muscle it would mix immediatly with your blood.
    So if Synthol is thinner than blood it will reach every internal organ...don't know what the effects will be, but it won't be good.
    If Synthol is thicker than blood, you can go the hospital and have the doctors use a syringe (with needle) to play darts on your erection so that they can remove all the Synthol.

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    Synthol is (apparently) a formula of medium-chain triglycerides. You don't want large globs of that getting into your bloodstream and travelling around your body. I believe that people have actually died after mistakenly mainlining the stuff.
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