"Can You 'Ear Me Now?" Contest! Win a Supporting Membership!

**hungryjoe** · Posted On: 7/06/2010 8:12pm

How are you going to confirm the ear is from the poster?

......calls for the dog......

........looking for camera.....

**Pandinha** · Posted On: 7/06/2010 8:39pm

Wooohhhoooo! I'm making this a sticky!

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 7/06/2010 8:45pm

2 seasons high school wrestling, off and on submission grappling/BJJ for a decade, judo, and now MMA.

all that, and my ears are still pretty!

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 7/06/2010 10:50pm

Originally Posted by STB'A

2 seasons high school wrestling, off and on submission grappling/BJJ for a decade, judo, and now MMA.

all that, and my ears are still pretty!

They get a 6/10 for prettiness, and a bonus +1 for the plug.

Could use a little bit more lobe and maybe try using some foundation next time.

Overall score: 7/10 on the flawless scale.

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 7/06/2010 10:53pm

Originally Posted by hungryjoe

How are you going to confirm the ear is from the poster?

......calls for the dog......

........looking for camera.....

Unless you routinely chew on your dog's ear, it won't get bonus points for hairiness. In fact, there will be .1 point deduction for each hair.

Manscaping is a pre-requisite for extra points.

**SifuAbel** · Posted On: 7/06/2010 11:02pm

LMAO!! wow, you guys couldn't do a better job of making yourselves look like total douches. keep it up. Please. make this a gargantuan mega thread.

bwahahahahahahaha.............

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 7/06/2010 11:06pm

Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy

They get a 6/10 for prettiness, and a bonus +1 for the plug.

Could use a little bit more lobe and maybe try using some foundation next time.

Overall score: 7/10 on the flawless scale.

wow, you're a tough judge, i figured i would get a natural 8/10 for flawlessness with a bonus .5 to 1 for the plug.

oh well, i'll be happy with my score. most guys with my grappling history have at least a little bit of damage to show for it. i guess i've just been lucky!

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 7/06/2010 11:08pm

Originally Posted by SifuAbel

LMAO!! wow, you guys couldn't do a better job of making yourselves look like total douches.

I don't understand. It is a contest.

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 7/06/2010 11:10pm

Originally Posted by STB'A

wow, you're a tough judge, i figured i would get a natural 8/10 for flawlessness with a bonus .5 to 1 for the plug.

oh well, i'll be happy with my score. most guys with my grappling history have at least a little bit of damage to show for it. i guess i've just been lucky!

Don't get me wrong. It is VERY good. Nice curvature, appropriately shaped lobe (maybe a little on the small side), ok color.

It just doesn't have the 'Pizzazz' to garner an 8 or 9 right now. You can always resubmit with more bling or perhaps some rouge.