RZA movie — Golden Phoenix

**Rivington** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 4:04pm

Speaking of the RZA, he just released the trailer to his long-rumored feature film Wu Tang vs the Golden Pheonix. The rapper hopes that the film will prove to himself and Hollywood that he could be taken seriously as a director.

YouTube- RZA's Wu-Tang Vs The Golden Â¨Phoenix Movie Trailer

Uh...better luck next time, the RZA.

**Southpaw** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 4:18pm

Why the **** is RZA still using Shaw-Brothers era special effects?

Retarded.

Similar to the vast majority of WU Tang Clan members...you will only enjoy this movie is you smoke dust.

**Rivington** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 4:24pm

It's definitely an homage, similar to Grindhouse, but even many of the Shaw Bros movies looked better!

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 4:58pm

I mean, I SEE what he's doing there, but like you say, Grindhouse and Black Dynamite did it better.

Side not:
Rivington, start posting on Sociocide, damn you.

**Rivington** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 5:01pm

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

Rivington, start posting on Sociocide, damn you.

I already have a million places to talk about Obama and movies and my cock.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 5:06pm

Originally Posted by Rivington

I already have a million places to talk about Obama and movies and my cock.

You and Cullion (when he gets unbanned) would make for an entertaining read.
AND
why ru robbing us of the delicious discussion of ur cox?

I just noticed on the clip Eli Roth is an executive producer.....hmmm.

**antman** · Posted On: 6/29/2010 12:43am

I have no words....As much of a Wu fan I had been. I would not watch it for free.......... I'm actually mad I saw the preview

**JudOWNED** · Posted On: 6/29/2010 6:30am

Idk, kinda looks like the ****, to me. I mean, in a college film project kind of way. Looked real enough (old SB style) that at first I thought they might be using old footage. And damn, is RZA that young? Looks young, man.

**Kambei Shimada** · Posted On: 6/29/2010 6:40am

Dammit... i really dont wanna hate this but its not tongue in cheek enough for me.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/29/2010 7:21am

I've been into Shaw Brothers stuff since I was little and I'm on the fence about this.

At certain moments it looked almost EXACTLY like an old Shaw Brothers flick. Then I noticed the voice was in perfect synch with the mouth movements. My disappointment started there.

Most of the backdrops are a big backyard probably behind the RZA's house. And why is he in his own movie, beyond fulfilling a boyhood fantasy? And what the hell is with the bad CG blood spurt at the end?

However, I'd consider watching it to see some dude get a spear stab to the crotch.

Ah, **** it. I'm gonna go watch Master of the Flying Guillotine again instead.