What Is Wrong With Randy Couture?!

[Matt Phillips]

First he names his gym "Extreme Couture" which sounds like a spin-off from Project Runway, and now he introduces a line of compression briefs called Dirty Boxer

What's next a line of rashguards for event personnel and refs that say 'Staff" on the front and "Affliction" on the back?

[battlefields]

His new cologne is out soon. Eau de Couture.

[StTelemachus]

It's fasion, not fitness. His lack of discernment in marketing in no way detracts from his awesomeness otherwise IMHO.
I'm sure he is just signing the endorsement contract and collecting the checks. Then laughing all the way to the bank while chugging gallons of greens.

[gregaquaman]

Ground and pound child care centers.

If people are easily led enough to buy shorts because it has Randy on it. He deserves the money

[Matt Phillips]

It's fasion, not fitness. His lack of discernment in marketing in no way detracts from his awesomeness otherwise IMHO.
I'm sure he is just signing the endorsement contract and collecting the checks. Then laughing all the way to the bank while chugging gallons of greens.

Dude, he's chugging more than greens

[Rivington]

Gee, I can't imagine why Couture keeps finding himself short of money, not with all these sure-fire ideas!

[Matt Phillips]

How about Penn doing a line of BJ stuff for Rupture. The Lovelace series.

[gregaquaman]

Randy's condoms for when you need to guard and mount

[Kovacs]

I've got some lush Couture MMA gloves complete with camo pattern and Randy's signature on the wrist band.

[Matt Phillips]

Randy's condoms for when you need to guard and mount

Rubber Guard™ brand.