Just a short article about takin' it in the nuts

[daGorilla]

I haven't posted in a long time but I still pop in now and again.

Anyway, I wrote a short article today about takin' it in the nuts, and how to defend against takin' it in the nuts.

Just FYI, this is an article only fathers/family men will likely relate to...

;)

Here's the URL:

http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-5...d-against-them

[battlefields]

I once wrote an erotic story about a chick who took it in the ass then on her face.

[bombom]

I once wrote an erotic story about a chick who took it in the ass then on her face.

You gonna share this or not?

[battlefields]

****, dude, you've probably read it already. I've submitted Forum Letters to Penthouse, I've written for some fetish sites (one of them was unbelievably disgusting but I somehow made it classy) and many for female friends who prefer erotic literature to porn.
The thing is, you see, most of the time what I'm writing, get this...you had better sit down... is fiction! That's right! I never had a threesome with the girl from work and my partner, was never blown on the bus back from Blacktown, however I did **** my mates girlfriend at his request.
Bet you never thought of Penthouse Letters being works of imagination! Now, I'll let that sink in, as I remember the first time I found this out, my world crumbled.

I don't keep my stories soft copy (pun intended), too much possibility of backlash from partner, work, etc.

[TEA]

You forgot at least one, Rising Sun - Dropping Knees. This occurs early in the morning when you and the missus are still sleeping and that little bundle of joy decides to come wake you up with a cuddle. Unfortunately, the cuddle is usually precipitated by a flying hug on your prostrate body with knees leading the way. Since your legs are pinned under the blankets, raising your knees is not much of an option. The only thing one can do to counter this attack is through one knee over the other while turning sideways.

[vaquero de las nalgas]

I once wrote an erotic story about a chick who took it in the ass then on her face.

I saw the film version of that. Outstanding work.

[Permalost]

After my mom died, I found a notebook she had written. It was full of erotic fiction ( at least I hope it was fiction). It was unsettling.

[battlefields]

I saw the film version of that. Outstanding work.

I thought they took out too much of the character development in order to keep the plot moving along. There really was much more depth in her character that could have been explored with a stronger male lead, but alas, I vowed never again to star in my own work. Not since the unpleasantness.

You see, in my debut I forgot about a scene, a crucial plot device, involving a vibrating glove, a dominatrix and, totally impromptu, an open sandwich on a table ten feet away. Let me just say that she was very good with the glove, I couldn't aim that well if I tried and my main financier will never trust mayonnaise again.

[vaquero de las nalgas]

There really was much more depth in her character that could have been explored with a stronger male lead, but alas, I vowed never again to star in my own work.

Her depth was being "explored" by a strong male lead - at least in the pirate version I saw...